Pretty good, I suppose.(smiles) Although I think I should ask the same question to you.
(is modest, but, well, sixteen years old at best) Oh yes, very nice. About to take a brain cell from ya if you don't stop staring at me like a perv.
(cigar smoking)
(And then an old man wearing a long trenchcoat and a wide-brimmed hat wanders into room. Has a small cross with him on a silver chain, his other hand holds the giant warhammer) ...Huh. Well, what is it?
You stuttered.(frowns slightly) Is there something the matter?
...I thought it's pretty obvious...(Death Glares Deadpool, haven't noticed the newcomer yet)
Yes, I know... But I think you're taking it a little too far. I don't want to force you to anything. Yesterday... It was an unpleasant experience for you. I... I took away your...(blushes slightly)
Good morning, my good fellow. Luther Hornisse, inquisitor of Worgołak. Say, would you happen to know the way to the Mountain of Miracles?(starts coughing heavily)
(turns around to see him, surprised) Mr. Hornisse?
(stops coughing after a while, smiles at Ujasiri) It's been a long time.
...You don't have to sacrifice everything you have just for me, you know that?
Actually no, screw sudden genderbending.
I'm not ambiguous, for the love of...!
Heh...(coughs heavily again) I wouldn't certainly call her of ambiguous gender, my good fellow... Now, however...(frowns, his eyes are blue) This... This isn't Sunset Peninsula, is it?
edited 4th Sep '12 7:04:26 AM by FergardStratoavis

Luneth is going to go play now!-flies off-
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem