Naw, I'm just kidding, I don't know how they're floating. These mangoes are just kicking rad, though, and that's why I love them.
-bites into it- Dunno why they stop floating when you pick 'em up, though.
edited 3rd Sep '12 5:27:36 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean...I'm a Fragment — albeit a larger one than normal — of a sentient, Planet-eating virus that infects both body and soul that humans have called Jenova, but that refers to itself as Mother... which I'm pretty sure is a rough transaltion, considering She's both and neither male nor female. Like any virus, it takes over the host's DNA and uses it to make more of itself. I... was human at one point, but then they started messing with my genes, and...
She also gains an advantage from those who die from it, unlike normal viruses. The infected return to the Planet, where they sicken others, regardless of where they are, as well as the Plant itself. Those who survive simply spread it the normal way.
The virus preps itself for large events (travel across long distances, consuming Planets, defending against an attack) via an event called Reunion. All parts of the virus become One again, and merge at a centerpoint wherever the highest concentration of the virus is... I've been part of three Reunions, but it's only the third time where I myself have been the centerpoint. I'm Cloud Strife... and also countless, nameless others. I have my own genetic code, merged with Hers, and the blank one superimposed on it, ready to mimic and decieve.
That, and there's enough mako energy in my system to run a large city for three hours, which is guaranteed to confuse any scanner, anyway.
This is a crossroads. Hi. -to Daisy- Yup, all better!
edited 3rd Sep '12 5:51:43 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-Shrugs- Maybe when the time is right. For now, I'm whole enough. I'd rather live. I lost five years to a bunch of scientists trying to create a god, another six months because they actually succeeded on some level and I had to deal with the aftermath, and another three because I allowed myself to be suckered in and blackmailed, and made everyone around me suffer because of it. I'd say I still have a lot of living to do to make up for that, wouldn't you?
-Applauds politely-
edited 3rd Sep '12 6:07:03 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistI understand your concern, and I have absolutely no intention of doing that. Besides, Reunion is a longer way off than I thought it was...
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-Puts his sunglasses back on- I didn't tell you all that to further your career. I told you that so I could inform you that because of ideas like that, humanity was nearly wiped out on my own Planet. And in our case, we are meant to die with the Planet.
Any further questions?
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

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-Stares back steadily-
edited 3rd Sep '12 5:24:52 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist