Just answer the goddamn question. How do we off him. And where is he now?
Yeah. Don't go all fluffy on us. This job is personal for Tremor now. When he gets pulled into something, he's pulled in for good. Also you kinda interrupted his Tea break from working Admin for our company.
-goes and gets his mug of tea again- Dammit, it's cold now...
edited 29th Aug '12 1:16:06 PM by Olivetree
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."The human expression is. "Love is Blind" or something.
-prepares himself-
Let's see how they like this.
-presses a button-
-every Mandragora in his house starts to scream at the top of its lungs-
-Lillith and Tomo can't hear it of course-
edited 29th Aug '12 1:21:11 PM by Jamdat369
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-AnsemIf I really happened to be possessed and was out to kill Lilith, I'll assume he went after her. Where is she now?
As for offing him... That's an entirely different story.
(smiles weakly and kisses him delicately in the lips)
(the small part of a bunker begins to distort, showing glowing yellow eyes and too many teeth to even count. Roars, growls and barks intensify. The Mandragoras scream for a while, but are silenced almost a second later, likely by Midnight himself)
edited 29th Aug '12 1:24:38 PM by FergardStratoavis
I don't know, all I saw was some Incubbus kid taking her off somewhere in that lovely teleportation system.
Tell me the story. I want to know how to kill him so we can get this over with. -sips cold tea- If Necessary, we'll take the entirety of Scorched Earth with us. Tanks and all.
Yeah. We'll just need a mass teleportation system. Which I'm sure I could work out...
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."-Robs a Starbucks-
-Rides a dragon. Sets Eragon on fire-
-Watches a horror flick with Vincent and Barret-
-Snowboards on Hoth-
-Researches the Necronomicon-
-Perpetuates various universes-
-Plays billiards with Lord English-
-Starts an avian rebellion. It didn't work. Many brave choughs, crowns, starlings, and pigeons lost their lives-
edited 29th Aug '12 1:44:08 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistAn army would be appreciated. Ours is somewhat scattered. Alright. What exactly do you need to know? Anything else apart from "how to kill him", because this is somewhat hard to achieve?
(Creatures of Abyss continue to wail on the bunker, distorting it one milimeter every two or three seconds)
We should help too!(stands up) Right, Estelle?
Funny. You don't even know me that much.
Spaz, Cloud's doing go to Funny Moments. No contest. This, meanwhile, may end up as a Tear Jerker...
edited 29th Aug '12 1:33:19 PM by FergardStratoavis
How do I do that Hell-fir -mouth covered by Tremor-
I guess we just need a Teleportation system and some way of finding them. We can come in as a distraction. Armies are large enough distractions right? You can come in and surprise that asshole and end this. Anyway -takes the small teleportation device off No-Face- I'm heading back home to rally everyone up. Fuel the tanks and what not. Maybe we'll only use Anti-tank missiles.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."Okay. I was starting to run out of ideas, but I didn't want to shitpost...
-Fixes a furnace-
-Pacifies the same little old lady by exorcising her vacuum-
-Becomes a Pokémon master and defeats Ash so they can keep making new seasons-
-Steals DAEFIS's heart... only to leave without a word-
-Hunts down and eats a Yoshi-
edited 29th Aug '12 1:42:59 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistHmmm... Noted. We may be mortals, but we can give a hell of a fight. I'm going to ask a few favours from the Special Forces. -teleports out-
Looks like you've got us on yer side. I call dibs on any cremation we do. Now, what do we get as a reward. Fighting demons ain't gonna be easy ya know. Considering I didn't even know your chaps had guns.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."Apart from satisfaction? I suppose I can fund you a flamethrower of some sort.
(smiles again and torches the head of a creature) You're a greedy person indeed.(pins him to the ground, passionately kissing. One of her wounds opens up)
(roars intensify)
edited 29th Aug '12 2:02:18 PM by FergardStratoavis

-goes to destroy several more towns because there's nothing to stop him from doing so-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean