Someone add it. My phone is a bitch.
-Helps Tifa starts up the bar-
-Walks in on Dante and Lady-
-Does repair jobs for kitchen sinks and cars and bikes and roofs and stuff on the side-
-Goes out for coffee with Reeve. Dumps said coffee on Cait Sith when they get back and Reeve isn't looking-
-Punches Vaan in the face again-
-Goes train hopping-
-Shreds some powder (or whatever the slang is for it)-
-Sets up a couple trust funds-
-Pimpslaps a star spawn , then kicks a planet in half -
-Buys a fedora and gets all the pussy-
-Dumps his pills down the sink every day-
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistI knew I'd be dragged in somehow. Who'd a thought it'd be me? -Earthquake stomp to the chest-
-from the Chandelier- Yeah, can you like chuck him into this pyramid of lovely Molotovs I have here? It's a small plan. -holds an incendiary grenade in his hands-
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."(suddenly, big-ass mettalic Razor Wings out of his back as Michael gets up. Chuckles and it's no good) Very well. You will all die here.(grabs the tendril and throws it back)
(unloading)
(readies another cleaver)
(watches, gradually weakening)
edited 29th Aug '12 12:19:03 PM by FergardStratoavis
@Daisy: A lot.
-Eats a deer-
-Blows up a Pottery Barn. Nobody cared-
-Gets into a fistfight with a bunch of psychiatrists-
-Plays Monopoly with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Denzel, and Shiro. Shiro wins in thirty minutes somehow-
-Has a rave in Zion-
-Shaves one of Dante's eyebrows, just because-
-Goes out clubbing with Squall. Somehow wakes up four blocks away with his pants missing, covered in glow paint, glue, and popcorn-
-Explores France. Has a one-night stand with a supermodel. Gets sued for sexual harassment afterwards and flees the country-
-Orders pizza-
-Fixes a car-
-Does a sweet 1080 off a cliff-
-Bails Yuffie and Nanaki out of prison for pickpocketing-
edited 24th Apr '13 8:30:22 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistHm, my lack of Homestuck knowledge. I'll handwave it as being under Midnight's influence which means "more awesome powers".
(both grenade and punch connect, turning his face into bloody mess... And yes, he doesn't even stagger. He effectively has no face now and I could swear that black thing he's bleeding is not his blood) Admirable.(summons... this.
This one, however, has seven barrels instead of normal six)My turn.(takes aim at Tremor)
(is warped to his mansion) Huh...?(blinks, unsure what's going on)
(watches, slightly unnerved by the fact Lilith and Tomo are gone now)
edited 29th Aug '12 12:27:55 PM by FergardStratoavis
-kicks the gun out of his face- It's not like you could do any better. -throws a boulder formed in his hands directly into his face- Light Is Not Good you know.
-takes out the shotgun from earlier and starts shooting-
edited 29th Aug '12 12:29:37 PM by Olivetree
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."-Helps Cthulhu deal with his most recent breakup. Poor guy can't keep a stable relationship for shit-
-Finds even MORE weapons to conceal on his person-
-Disproves the existence of unicorns once and for all. Take that, unicorns-
-Chops a sentinel in half-
-Hunts down an elk with his pack-
-Kicks Vaan down a flight of stairs-
-Goes spelunking again-
-Has a badass-off with Mr. Rogers. He loses-
-Goes to a PTA meeting with Tifa, who both freak out everyone there. Denzel and Shiro couldn't be prouder-
-Plays poker with Nyarlathotep-
edited 29th Aug '12 12:34:48 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-hiding behind couch, holding Small self and unaware tendril embed in ground-
Okay two bad things are happening. One is a crazy wing guy wants to kill people, two is there are stabby tentacles around here. So stay here. Got it?
-nods-
-hands her small zillyhoo and gets away from couch-
o-o;;
edited 29th Aug '12 12:36:13 PM by Lilqueendaisy
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!

...He's fucked. Casshern in Big Damn Heroes, go!
(disregards everyone in the room but Tomo, aiming at him) Any last words?
(is behind Michael, ready to attack if necessary)
(keeps a hold on cleaver in secret)