(comes back with one ready sundae) Here you go, sweetheart.
(overly drammatical)And, oh, what a sensation it was! First kiss with girl ever, let alone first with anyone other than Amano. The cloud of lust and wanton is so thick you can't even-(is interrupted with one meat cleaver in his forehead)Ow.
I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!(draws another one from supposedly nowhere) I'll kill you, cut your bones in two and give it to dogs!
What a dick, that Discord... Also, Spaz? Everybody loves them lesbians.
edited 28th Aug '12 4:19:35 PM by FergardStratoavis
(is able to effortlessly overpower her, break free of the hug and charge at Discord, screaming profanities of the worst sort)
(casually stops her with one hand, holding her in place just like in cartoons) My, such emotions. Come on, it was only a second-long smooch.(grins like a dick. Hazama can take lessons from him, seriously)
(winks to Tomo triumphantly) And what do you think about this one?
Huh. The more you know...
edited 28th Aug '12 4:29:23 PM by FergardStratoavis
Rivux. Have you seen This
yet?
Hey, I'm just defending myself against crazy psycho with a cleaver. I'm not doing anything particularly offensive, do I?(grins some more)
(flails wildly, screaming the worst possible curses. She may start hiperventilating soon)
Lesbians everywhere indeed. Well, I can bring Taric to even this out. A bit.

Lesbians, lesbians everywhere!
I don't know. Do you want me to fix it?
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist