Life works differently in my universe. We don't have Hearts, as you know. We have the Lifestream — an inifinite source of power, so long as it's not processed in a plant. Long story. And one day, he put a Lifestream inside me, and I saw and heard things that...
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I could do things, Sora... I was useful. It...
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MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-picks up Nepeta by her tail-
Equiuuuuuus!
No complaining, we need to get going now.
No way! This is fun! >:II -scratching and clawing at him-
-is getting covered in scratches and gives no fucks- Terribly sorry to interrupt, but we really do need to leave.
-leaves out while Nepeta vocally protests the entire way, pouts and waves bye at Daisy and says she'll be back to claim the yarn!-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanNo, maybe not him, but...
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The other one. Philemon. Then again, he'd probably assume we were just like every other guy out there seeking that kind of power.
...Pathetic. Beings like this, and it all comes down to who has a bigger stick.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

I was taken aside and repurposed... I watched over my universe until its end, then went back and watched through all the timelines, through all time, guarding the Planets, being and fostering the Cycle, through centuries and aeons and ages, and eternity after eternity, through life and death, and between it... and when my universe was done and finished, I created it.
He made me what I was. The Guide. He thought it would be amusing... and he was amused. That kind of power... and I was still helpless against him.
...In other words, we're completely screwed. To get the kind of power to take him on, I'd have to... I don't even know...
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist