-Twitch drags himself off the wet cement, wiping as much of the residue off of his feet and tail-
Yeah, sucks huh? I lost a few of my cousins in that stuff a long time ago. Back when I was, uh, small.
Wet cement’s dangerous, and humans get all mad when you ruin them.
-The Skaven notices that the duck’s staring at him. Does this duck know what he is?-
-Perhaps it’s best to scatter scatter now. When no one’s prepared, just dash into an alleyway where no one looking for revenge can find you. This rat showed mercy on the skaven, but the others. No no, they’ll slaughter him like his brothers.-
-The skaven’s sweating bricks as the duck stares at him-
Deer…
(Long exhale.)
...It's fine. Usually it's a hot drink, like tea. They were just selling iced ones inside the hospital, and I realized I'd never tried it like that.
(Sips what remains.)
...It kind of sucks.
(Has a slight, yet funny accent.)
(She purrs, rubbing against the huge lad's finger.)
(Apparently this is a pretty brave little kitty! She hasn't even flinched in Grant's presence.)
(And just as evidence that she's a friendly gal, now she's rubbin' all up on Kirby. Awww...)
Aye... Ach, ahguess't'sjisthaetheygetetintyth'propershape, bit—... etjist— yedoon'tknoowuntilyerenetan'et'sallmuckedoopoanyerfeet. Et'smaireorlessidentecal-luikent'th'driedstuff!
(wipe wipe WIPING the little tootsies on the grass...)
...peep.
...Jockie, eh— yeshiuldnaebestaren, aye? Et'snaeverrypoliteo'ye, yermakenth'poorcockerelnervous.
.........peep.
(Averts his little duckling eyes for a few seconds... then goes RIGHT back to staring.)
Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Nov 30th 2018 at 5:33:57 AM
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019I'm sorry, anyway.
Your clothes are wet now.
...
I have clothes. Would you like mine?
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?I know! I think one of the first things I had to learn to read was those "Wet Cement" signs!
Humans should just be less stubborn and just paint the sidewalk when it's safe to walk on. Sorry we ruined your precious cement!
Ah, you got yourself a servant too? What a coincidence, I just got one to-
-The skaven freezes in place as Twitch and the duck look at him. He was about to dash away, but now he's teetering on one leg-
-Crap crap!-
-The skaven stumbles over onto the grass-
DeerPark
-The little pink creature is on his finger!-
-It's...-
-Pretty adorable too, honestly.-
-He hasn't seen any similar beings before, but it looks pretty harmless.-
-Maybe it's one of those visitors from another world that Laurel told him about.-
-Can it talk?-
H-hi! What's your name?
-No harm in trying.-
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."-She smirks, as if he'd said something utterly stupid, but is too polite to correct him, straightening back up-
Only sometimes.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?K-Kirby...?
-What a cute name.-
N-nice to meet you, Kirby. I'm... G-Grant.
-He attempts to pet Kirby as well.-
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."...Mrrrrrow!
(HM, one of those purry meows. This is a sassy one. She's kneading Grant's finger with her lil' claws, but they're too small to even break the skin, so it prolly just tickles.)
(EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU TALK TO A WOMAN, FRANZ HJALMAR GLAZKOV, EVERY FUCKING TIME.......)
......yeah... eheh uh... My— my name's Franz, thanks for offering your— thank you for— thanks...
(red)
Oo, noolad, thet'sjistweeJockie. Ahfooundhimwanderenabootth'streetswi'ootamum, sooah'mgunnaehaet'rearhimoopmahsel'! Ahkenbehisauntie, an'hekenbemahweeclevernephew.
...peep?
(Jock's tiny duckling brow furrows in confusion at the skaven manservant's antics.)
...Ach, Jock, yegottaestopstaren, please! Yerweggenhimoot.
.........peep.
(shrugs)
Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Nov 30th 2018 at 6:04:44 AM
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019I think you're overheating. You should remove some layers.
-She reaches out to help him-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Park
-Squish squish.-
-He's like a little rubber ball!-
-Squish.-
-It's so relaxing.-
-And the kitty is giving him warm tickles on his finger.-
-Grant is feeling calm.-
-So, so calm...-
... Zzzzzzz.
-Just like that, he's asleep once again.-
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."..........
(internal screaming)
......uh... I... need to check on my brother who is in the hospital.
(AWW YEAH there u go buddy)
Aye, thet'sguido'ye... Soothesladdieyefoound, he'sluikenferabeto'work, aye?
(she just... has no idea...)
Weell, ahdunnaeknoowhaeyemammalsgoabootet, bitwecheckensarenaefameliarwi'employment— asidefrim, eh... gettenourinfertileeiggshairvested'n... bein'eaten. Bit, ah'msureye'llsairtetootweellenough, lads. Ah'veproobablygotaweebet'oadjustent'domahsel', noowthetah'mametropoletanhenagain.
......peep.
(kit's fallen asleep on his finger too... awww!)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

Diner
This is... more than I ever think about food. I don't ever... worry about it. It's not worth the time.