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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1351976: Nov 26th 2018 at 9:23:22 AM

Central Park

-Makana takes another sweeping glance at all the beat up men and quickly shakes her head-

N-No! I just wanna get home...

Clothing Store

Nngh— -Pride takes 40 damage!-

-Prisoner was not deterred!-

Well... too bad it's not on sale. Its just as beautiful as the person wearing it.

-SLY SMILE-

Pizzeria

Aaaaah, quit it!

-He pushes through the door, gesturing for her to get out-

You shouldn't be in here anyway!

Edited by Rivux on Nov 26th 2018 at 9:24:21 AM

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1351977: Nov 26th 2018 at 9:30:45 AM

-he waves his lil arms while held- Poyo poyo!


-the fox runs out the shop-

Edited by Lilqueendaisy on Nov 26th 2018 at 9:31:14 AM

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1351978: Nov 26th 2018 at 9:31:27 AM

Central Park

Then head on home. This scene's not meant for kids.

-Violence Man turns, and starts to casually walk down a dirt path...-


City Streets -> Clothing shop

-Strollin' down the city streets, decked out in his orange armor, is Nephew-

-He picked a lousy time to take a nap on a bus, it seems, as now he's somewhere Completely Different-

-Not that he really minds all that much-

Hoo boy, ritzy place we got here.....Beats that shack, anyway....

...Hm?

-His eyes drift toward the clothing store, and the certain depressed display head out front-

......

-He squints-

....Ah!

-He walks on over, waving-

Well, well, what's this?...

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1351979: Nov 26th 2018 at 9:32:59 AM

Oh yeah, I guess they were underground too.

Turns out they had dug their way through the very thing that was holding that reality together, so we had to- as the kids say- "GTFO"

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#1351980: Nov 26th 2018 at 9:33:14 AM

Clothing Store

I know, right? Everything about this dress was designed to exemplify my best traits! I daresay it's my favorite work.

Now, I'm feeling grateful that you've chosen my establishment, so allow me to present you with some alternatives that are at least a quarter as good as mine!

(she picks out a dress from a display and just kinda, tosses it into a changing room)

(what the...?)

(after a moment, the curtain opens to reveal Sis [read: Cerva's body], wearing a blue, floofy number, one with not as much love put into it as its red equivalent)

(Sis struts her stuff, clearly putting her all into showing off this not-quite-as-nice dress)

Doesn't it suit her? This will make any prospective lady partygoer look... adequate!

(meanwhile, Cerva blinks upon realizing that the male customer approaching the store now is a familiar face)

Oh! Sir Nephew! Um...

(and just like that, she's blushing out of embarrassment for her current predicament)

I um... I can explain this.

Edited by LatverianBadger on Nov 27th 2018 at 1:38:54 AM

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1351981: Nov 26th 2018 at 9:38:22 AM

Central Park

B-But... I don't know how to get home... I'm lost...

-She unintentionally raises Kirby up for comfort and extra sympathy points-

Clothing Store

.............

-shallow compliments aren't getting you anywhere it seems-

-He sighs as he watches her toss the... dress... in...?-

-The moment Sis walks out he doubles back in fright and horror-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

IS THAT THE HEADLESS LADY'S BODY!?

Pizzeria

-As Pete shoos out Yip and tosses the pizza box out he realizes-

I'm note even working here...!

-He looks back to Xenos- They... they what??

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1351982: Nov 26th 2018 at 9:39:50 AM

-Kirby turns around to look at makana and pats her hand-

Poyo poyo.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#1351983: Nov 26th 2018 at 9:40:48 AM

Clothing Store

Yes, clearly you've connected the dots, so why the surprise, darling?

Now come on, doesn't it look ravishing on her? You have two answers, 'yes' or 'hell yes'! As the kids are wont to say.

(she's uh... kinda oblivious)

Edited by LatverianBadger on Nov 27th 2018 at 1:41:06 AM

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1351984: Nov 26th 2018 at 9:43:06 AM

Chewed right through the world's cord on reality. The place was literally disappearing before my eyes.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1351985: Nov 26th 2018 at 9:46:17 AM

Central Park

-Violence Man STOPS-

...........

-He looks back at her-

...Did your folks bring you out here?


-Nephew smiles amusedly at her-

Oh, please do! I wanna hear this.

....?

-His ears suddenly perk up at the sounds of screaming from within, and he looks up through the window-

...Wait a second...That girlish shriek, it sounds familiar...

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#1351986: Nov 26th 2018 at 9:48:26 AM

Clothing Store

Well... really there's not much for me to say other than that I needed the money. The owner's a little eccentric, and...

Huh? Oh, that must be the customer who just went inside.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#1351987: Nov 26th 2018 at 9:48:59 AM

Street

(Even with the blindfold on, an apparently dazed Sayaka stumbles slowly around, tapping on nearby objects with her hands to try to get an idea of where she is now. She looks...pretty worse for the wear.)

Sayaka: Where...

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1351988: Nov 26th 2018 at 9:53:17 AM

Poyo! Poyo poyo poyo!

-aww he trying to explain-

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1351989: Nov 26th 2018 at 9:54:36 AM

Pizzeria

That's... that's nuts... Did everyone make it out okay??

Clothing Store

IT LOOKS NICE, BUT IT'S ON SOMETHING TERRIFYING!

I CAN'T GIVE MY DAUGHTER CLOTHES A HEADLESS BODY WORE!

-Those needlessly flashy clothes... that aggressively stupid pompadour... oh god... HE'S finally here........-

Central Park

-Shakes her head-

I- I came with some other people... There used to be a way for me to go home, but now it's a little...

-She looks at Kirby gloomily-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1351990: Nov 26th 2018 at 9:57:45 AM

Clothing Shop

......

-He watches him, then glances at the girl he's talking to-

....Hm.

-A sinister aura flares up in him....-

Gimmie a second, Cerva.

-He strides slowly into the store, approaching the man....-

-And SUH-LAPS him right on the back, grinning at the shopkeeper-

He'll take it!


Park

......

-He sighs, and closes his eyes-

{What kind of man would I be if I ignored a lost child?....I'd better help them out.}

-SUBSTORY ACCEPTED-

....Alright, kid. I can help you find your friends, at least.

Edited by MacDuffy on Nov 26th 2018 at 9:59:26 AM

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1351991: Nov 26th 2018 at 9:58:23 AM

(Sayaka, behind you!)

(you hear a warping of space... could this entire dimension-collapsing mess be continuing still?)

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1351992: Nov 26th 2018 at 9:58:58 AM

As far as I know, yeah. Everyone I know made it out okay.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#1351993: Nov 26th 2018 at 9:59:48 AM

Clothing Store

Oh come now! You're simply being judgmental! My work informs the value of those that wear it, not the other way around!

That being said, you two are fired. I've come to see the disadvantages of my decision.

(Cerva sighs)

Well, I guess I should've seen that coming. Sorry Sis.

(but that was when Nephew intervened)

(Nephew) I'm sorry? Will he take it? Or will you?

Edited by LatverianBadger on Nov 27th 2018 at 2:00:45 AM

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#1351994: Nov 26th 2018 at 10:01:36 AM

Street

Sayaka: ! (grits teeth as she summons a cutlass and turns to "face" the unknown event)

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1351995: Nov 26th 2018 at 10:02:35 AM

-He thumbs toward the man-

He will! He made up his mind the second he came in here, actually. Sorry if he seems a little panicky, he gets like that whenever his IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME acts up.

-Said for emphasis-

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1351996: Nov 26th 2018 at 10:03:05 AM

Clothing Store

-oof-

I'LL WHAT

-He looks back at Nephew-

-His expression immediately downshifts like a kid that got caught playing with something he shouldn't have-

............... -rumblegrumbletakesouthiscoinpouch-

Central Park

Really...!? Thank you!

-She just casually holds Kirby tighter, like he's a dog in her arms entirely out of reflex-

-She walks up closer to the scary man what's beaten up others-

I'm Makana!

Pizzeria

Oh man...

-He collapses into a seat and sighs-

That's a relief...

Edited by Rivux on Nov 26th 2018 at 10:03:45 AM

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1351997: Nov 26th 2018 at 10:05:19 AM

Oh yeah, definitely.

Name's Xenos, by the way.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#1351998: Nov 26th 2018 at 10:07:00 AM

Clothing Store

(she claps her hands together excitedly)

Excellent! Ooh, my first proper sale!

You two? Consider yourselves re-hired as long as you keep this up! Clearly hiring you was the natural choice for my genius!

(Cerva sighs again as Sis picks her up and brushes that hat and sunglasses off)

Well, should've seen that coming too.

(she shoots Nephew a smile of thanks)

Anyway, that will be (an inordinately large amount of whatever currency we're using in this place)

And be sure to tell your daughter of the incomparably beautiful Sylph and her lovely little clothing store, would you? In case she would like to peruse my wares herself.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1351999: Nov 26th 2018 at 10:07:02 AM

Whoa, whoa! I... I'm a friend, don't worry!

(that... that's Akebono's voice!)

(the sound and feeling of spatial distortion fades... but that same Weird Feeling that Homura felt around Ake can now be felt by Sayaka, albeit in spades)

(it's gradually dying down, but still)

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1352000: Nov 26th 2018 at 10:08:39 AM

-Kirby raises a stub- Kirby!

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!

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