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Midna Blorbonmyoji (he/she/they) from way down south in the land of the traitors (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Blorbonmyoji (he/she/they)
#134901: Aug 23rd 2012 at 11:45:30 PM

This "Shinra" group tried to quell riots by killing unarmed civilians? -surprised- How... how cruel... how unspeakably brutal!

pearlina brainrot affects millions of people worldwide. if you or a loved one are suffering from pearlina brainrot, call 1-800-GAY-NERDS
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#134902: Aug 23rd 2012 at 11:51:02 PM

They were just orders. We followed them. We were a bunch of stupid kids, we ate the propoganda right up. And you don't disobey orders, or they label you as a traitor. Nobody wants to be a traitor. There were rumours for years about what they did to you... I was lucky enough to find out, though. -Chuckles bitterly-

You've gotta admit, though, it's an effective strategy. Nobody wants to shoot a kid. So they hesitate, and then you take the initiative. That's how I made my first kill. The lady waited, because she felt bad for the scrawny-looking kid with the gun as tall as he was. I, on the other hand... I didn't wait. -Pantomines shooting someone with his hands-

edited 23rd Aug '12 11:52:14 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Midna Blorbonmyoji (he/she/they) from way down south in the land of the traitors (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Blorbonmyoji (he/she/they)
#134903: Aug 24th 2012 at 12:01:48 AM

I have a question. Can conflicts really be resolved by people killing each other? Shinra seems... well, seemed to think so, but it seems sort of counter-productive to me.

pearlina brainrot affects millions of people worldwide. if you or a loved one are suffering from pearlina brainrot, call 1-800-GAY-NERDS
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#134904: Aug 24th 2012 at 4:38:11 AM

Well, yes... the other side's not around to argue anymore.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#134905: Aug 24th 2012 at 4:43:12 AM

...

-has nothing to say, just frowny-

edited 24th Aug '12 4:55:29 AM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#134906: Aug 24th 2012 at 7:26:45 AM

Su-PER!
Su-PER!
The me this week is absolutelyyyyy...

-appears in his pose in a grand puff of smoke-

SUUUUUPEEEEEEEER!!!

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#134907: Aug 24th 2012 at 7:35:55 AM

(is currently eating away)

(munch munch nom) Moh....hello....(munch)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#134908: Aug 24th 2012 at 7:40:49 AM

..... -crickets chirp-

What? This is my only audience? Man, I pick the worst times to make a dramatic entrance. Yo, who're you?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#134909: Aug 24th 2012 at 7:44:30 AM

-Charon walks in through the door, leaving his boat outside as usual- Greetings.

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#134910: Aug 24th 2012 at 7:47:19 AM

Ling Yao, Prince of Xing, nice to meet'cha.

(goes unconscious for a sec, then wakes up again)

And I'm Greed. I'm sorta....sharing a body with this Ling kid. Nice to meet you too.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#134911: Aug 24th 2012 at 7:49:51 AM

-eyes Charon- Gah! -hides behind the couch and peers out from it- A grim reaper.

-eyes back to Ling/Greed- And somebody with a split personality? Whatever, I am!

-jumps up on the couch and strikes his pose- Franky!!! -small pink explosion behind him-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#134912: Aug 24th 2012 at 7:52:46 AM

Yeah, yeah, that's nice.

(eats some more)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#134913: Aug 24th 2012 at 7:54:26 AM

I am Charon, and I'm just a Ferryman of souls, Mortal. I don't carry a scythe, the only way I'll be taking you to the afterlife is saying "Oi, get on my boat." -checks his timetable-

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#134914: Aug 24th 2012 at 7:57:52 AM

-crickets chirp some more.... and Franky loses his balance and falls backwards over the couch-

Gah! -thunk- Yeah, yeah, whatever then.

-to Charon- Then what do you come here for? This your vacation spot or something?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#134915: Aug 24th 2012 at 8:04:06 AM

Yes, taking souls across to the Underworld has slowed down. Due to lack of belief mostly. So I spend my free time here rather than sitting on my boat being bored, I decided to fraternise with Mortals here... and be bored -constantly checking his timetable-

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#134916: Aug 24th 2012 at 8:05:32 AM

(still gorgins himself on food)

Sho yer like, dheath's manager...? (munch munch nom)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#134917: Aug 24th 2012 at 8:08:34 AM

... No, I'm the middleman. Souls pay a Fare for me to take them to the Afterlife. Hermes brings them to the bank. Death's just a concept not a figure. -checking his timetable again-

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#134918: Aug 24th 2012 at 8:09:47 AM

Better to be bored in company then be bored by your lonesome, I guess.

-Somewhere in his afterlife, Death sneezes and causes himself to throw the game, a soul is victorious today and wins its life back-

edited 24th Aug '12 8:10:59 AM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#134919: Aug 24th 2012 at 8:10:05 AM

Interesting.....hm...

(keeps eating)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#134920: Aug 24th 2012 at 8:18:14 AM

It's a boring job anyway. Filled with lamenting souls, people asking stupid questions like "Oh am I going to Heaven or Hell?" when I don't know, because that's not my job. I just take people across the river.

-checks his timetable- But, yes, I find it better to be bored in the company of living mortals than bored on my own.

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#134921: Aug 24th 2012 at 8:21:11 AM

Yep, friends are great aren't they?

(has finished eating)

So, what's your story Franky?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#134922: Aug 24th 2012 at 8:22:40 AM

-is down on the floor, speedo ass up, twitches his toes when called out-

Huh? What do you mean "what's my story"? How I'm so SUPER right now?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#134923: Aug 24th 2012 at 8:24:53 AM

-checking his timetable-

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#134924: Aug 24th 2012 at 8:25:11 AM

Y'know, your life story. How's your life? What's your career? And THAT too....

(twitch, unconscious and shift)

Dammit Ling, no one's interested in that..!

(twitch)

Well I am! Come on, tell us!

edited 24th Aug '12 8:25:42 AM by LatverianBadger

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#134925: Aug 24th 2012 at 8:37:06 AM

Ow! If you're that eager, I'll inform you!

-stands up on one hand and flips onto his feet, doing some funky phresh move involving hip movement with his back turned to everyone-

(sing song) Oh, yeah! At this present day and age, the SUPER Franky you see iiiiis-

-pose- A pirate!

-turns back- But not just any kind of pirate, the kind that prefers to dabble in-

-pose- Adventure.

-back- Sailing the seas, bound by no law, I work onboard as the-

-second pose, then first- Shipwright!

-does the dance facing everyone- And that's just one part of todaaaaaay's....

-does this- SUUUUUPER FRAAAAANKY!!!

edited 24th Aug '12 8:38:28 AM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

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