THERE WAS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER AND HE HAD A GUN AND PEOPLE'S HEADS EXPLODED AND THEN A PLANE WAS ON WATER AND IT LAUNCHED MISSILES AND CHOW YUN FAT HAD KNIVES AND POTS AND PANS AND THEN CHUCK NORRIS SHOT PEOPLE AND THEN THINGS BLEW UP EVERYWHERE AND THEN BRUCE WILLIS IN A SMART CAR AND THEY RIPPED THE DOORS OFF AND MACHINE GUNS EVEN THOUGH MACHINE GUNS DON'T WORK LIKE THAT BUT THEN MORE EXPLOSIONS AND SYLVESTER STALONE ON A ZIPLINE WITH SHOTGUN AND THIS OTHER GUY AND HE HAD BRASS KNUCKLES AND DRESSED UP AS A MONK SO HE WAS A KUNG FU MONK NINJA AND THERE WAS A CHINESE CHICK AND SHE STABBED PEOPLE IN THE FACE AND BLEW THINGS UP AND MORE MACHINE GUNS AND JEANE CLAUD OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL HIS NAME WAS A CULTIST AND HE STABBED PEOPLE AND BLEW UP A MINE AND HEADSHOTS AND EXPLOSIONS THEN SCHWARZENEGGER SMOKES CIGARS AND THEN EXPLOSIONS AND MACHINE GUNS AND THIS WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Sips his tea-
I don't remember much about the plot, though.
edited 23rd Aug '12 5:52:24 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-reads the sign-
Ohohoho! John has told me a lot about this place. I thought he was just stringing a story for me to listen to, but it seems not.
-puts the cake down-
I'm afraid John isn't going to get this anytime soon, but oh well. You can feel free to eat it, though. I'm just Mr. Egbert, it's nice to meet you all.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanOh sure I'm sure. Some days, John doesn't exactly seem to be in the mood for cakes, he wasn't exactly happy about it today so, hey, might as well let you all have it.
-looks at Scott- Oh no no no, that will not do in the slightest. Sit yourself down, kid, and I'll get a first aid kit for that.
-gets up and looks for a first aid kit-
edited 23rd Aug '12 6:22:52 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

-takes the hit- Ah!
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