Ah, helloo, Mairci—... MoorphMoth. Guidevenent'yebooth.
(Blinks, tilting her head to the side as if perplexed.)
...Sootheyken—... shewfowkgettenkelled...? Jistshewet, th'gooreyacto'th'muirder, oanth'screein...??
I think you should try it again. I'd really like to see and possibly feel your brain matter and hear that awesome crispy sound your skull makes when it shatters.
...You weren't. It's... nobody else really knows or cares to know because they're dumbfucks who can barely pay attention to the news.
(Rips Eires' nose off, waggling it teasingly in a "got your nose" sorta way.)
Living Room
People like the kills not because they're real kills, they're fake of course. But because each one is more over the top than the last. The movies stopped being scary a long time ago unless you're like 10-year-olds. It's more of a dark comedy now
- He explained to the avian -
You know what? Go for it. I want to see if it's good, or at least passable, at worst we'll get some laughs at how bad it is
Edited by Pandemonius_Panda on Oct 27th 2018 at 6:06:24 AM
(A melty, half-eaten chocolate bar falls seemingly out of one of the high cabinets into poor Oriana's lap.)
(Winces a little.)
Hm... Thet'sabet—... Soorry, naet'juidgeannaeone, bitthet'sabetdesterben... Fowkjist—... gettenuisedt'violence, evenstylizeddepectionsthereoaf...? Etdoesmahheadent'consederet.
(Smiles down at Moth.) Oo, ah'mesheppey'sLarry, lass, summatahwiswairriedabootmanagedt'getresoolved... Thoo... AhguessthesmeansahcannaeuiseOvi'saddenmachineannaemaire... Bitoowell, etwisguidwhile'tlasted.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-Gracia is nibbling on a cork coaster at the kitchen table, spitting the chunks out with a disgusted face, then taking more bites-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?(who's this asshole
◊ and how did he get all the way up there in the cupboard)
(...and more importantly, why is he asleep up there...?)
(His hair is longer than in the pic, mind.)
…?
(Confusedly watching the ticket delivery.)
I mean, sure, since you're not a dipshit.
...I guess so.
Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Oct 27th 2018 at 8:44:13 AM
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-She stares at Oriana, then at her coaster, then offers it to her-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?That's Gunther. He's my new best friend that used to be my friend and is now my friend again and never stopped being my friend and I love him very much because he's my friend.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

Living Room
-...huh a talking chiken...neat(?) -
The director of the third one was trying to do something "new", and so made it about a copycat killer trying to kill all the kids in the country by selling candy with white alien eggs inside