Hah!
So....Hang around haunted forests often?
....What in the name of-...
-Nephew glanced back toward the shambling knight, hardly believing he just witnessed a murder. This was FAR from being his business, and he had no intention of getting involved, so he'd just subtly give the slip....-
-...Or he would, if he hadn't just stepped on a twig with a loud SNAP-
....
OOPS
The warrior paused instantly, sloooooooowly turning around and fixing Nephew's location with a cold, green-tinted stare as the eyepieces of their helmet glowed and flickered in the low light.
"Actually, do you happen to know a way back to...let's see. I'm trying to get to Chicago but nothing looks right here, and the GPS on this thing won't actually fix my location!"
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“...”
-Shrug-
“I got a wedding to plan and a book to write. Not my problem until something explodes.”
“Ah, screw your friends!”
-She laughs too, clearly joking-