-Laura-
Hey, hey, don't be ashamed, flaunt it! There's a lot of perks and charms that come with being a bigger woman, y'know.
-Suiryu-
...I wouldn't buy him for that price even if he was who I'm looking for.
....I mean, the Zaruba I'm talking about is a talking skull ring....and he does look exactly like him.
My name is also Zaruba.
And is named Zaruba. But when I look at him....I get this feeling that he's just not him.
The feeling is mutual. My partner's a lot less burly-looking than this man. He's got a far less dopey face, too.
Wh- Hey, now.
Innawoods
......?
-Nephew looks toward the noise and lowers himself to a crouch, slowly and stealthily making his way towards it.....-
Edited by MacDuffy on Oct 25th 2018 at 8:17:12 AM
-Laura-
I'd appreciate it if you were just flattered! There's nothing I fear more than the wrath of a beautiful woman.
-Suiryu-
-He scratches his head-
Well, see, that's the thing....I was separated from him before I wound up in this forest, and now I can't seem to find my way out......It's a little embarassing to admit, actually!...
.....?
{Someone else out here?....I wouldn't be suprised if there was, given MY track record.....}
-He SLLLLIPS into a bush, and waits....-
Edited by MacDuffy on Oct 25th 2018 at 8:26:46 AM
…
(sigh...)
Theere'sreallynooreasonfergettenagiteeted, y'knoo...? Ev'rything'sookei, we'vegootasolidroofo'erourheads, aloado'guidnutretiousalimenteetionenth'refregereetionboxunit, addenmachines, softpleecesferroosten, th'pectureradio—
(Points to Too Many Cooks, which... oh... oh man it's gotten far along and... o-oh...)
...whit—whitesevenoanth'pectureradio, thet's—
...Annaewee, wekenbeaguidflockan'treateachitherwi'respect, aye? We'reallguidhennies, cockyaswemeybee'sendeveduals, ahthenkwekenallgetaloongwi'ourconspecefecsagreeably.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-Suiryu-
-He folds his arms, looking down-
.....Spooky....Seems like I'm trapped here, then.
You're not the only one. And this place has "Horror Breeding Grounds" written all over it.
....I see. Then perhaps it's best if I stuck around, after all. My Zaruba may still be here...
-He rubs his chin, a thoughtful, tactical look on his face-
..In that case.....
-He immediately turns and looks over at Laura-
You doing anything tonight?~
The air smells...oily, like burnt fuel, and the iron tinge of blood permeates through, as well.
Just as the realization hits, something raised up behind the bushes, gigantic and dark, in the moonlight.
"Aww, cripes, I don't think this is the place at all! So much for being on time!"
The voice is still a ways off, belonging to some far-off shadow, but quite easily feminine, with a husky quality to it.
[forum cryptid: it/it's]Maybe a nice moonlight picnic? I don't think sitting at a restaurant's going to work, after all...
....?
-He looks back at Marcia-
....A Horror is...how do I put this? They're basically demons. The dark and wicked thoughts and emotions of humankind given physical form. They tempt humans and take control of them, turning them into ravenous monsters...
...?
....!?
-Nephew turns, noticing the Immense Shadow rising up from the bushes....]]
Edited by MacDuffy on Oct 25th 2018 at 8:44:49 AM
“...Look, I’m gonna be real. My fiancé, my niece and her girlfriend and a bunch of my friends all stick around here and if there was something concerning, I wanted to know about it ‘cuz I wanted to know if I had to worry for ‘em. Y’know?”
“...I’m in.”
Edited by Randomman5 on Oct 25th 2018 at 11:44:32 AM

...E-eh, easydooes, aye...? We'retawkenlikethere'sabonnycockwi'abegtailanspursenth'roomwi'us, lassies, bittheere'snooneedt'getpeckeshwi'eachoother... 'speiciallysencewe'vegootabairniereethere, wi'tenderweeearsonhim...
(Nervous gesturing to Innocent Little Cinder Bby)
Ayyye, an'yersichaguidladdiet'yerauldPa, aren'tye...? Whitafairtunategentye'ret'gett'rearoopthesdarlenweehurcheon...
(gently preens the bby...)
Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Oct 25th 2018 at 10:15:31 AM
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019