...Hm... Meybeshe'sabetdistracted, aye? Cuildn'theirtyet'letherknooyerstellenterested— efyeare, o'cairse.
(Gently sets the lil' china dish on the couch.)
...Oo... Eh...
(Remembers "Kora" as the person who should not, under any circumstances, be informed about the shit with Roger.)
...Ah'mafreedahdoon't, soorry... Poordear, blissherhairt... Ahhoopeshegetst'feelenbetter... Ahknooahdedmahsheero'cryenatthetaige, aye?
(slick... you are the Social Things Expert, Mac, an utter guru of interpersonal relations)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019THE WOODS: BB
Quiet night so far, but something feels...off- right before a shadow, quick as lightning, obscures the moonlight for a half-second
THE WOODS: NEPHEW
Likewise, things must be pretty quiet if you can't see your prey out here, no doubt it's some tremendous beast of IMMEASURABLE STRENGTH or SPEED lurking about like it owns the place.
But there's very little but silence, save the odd insect here or there.
[forum cryptid: it/it's]I can't see from this angle. What's he selling?
Well, he's about....this big.
-He makes a tiny amount of space between his thumb and his index finger-
Big enough to fit snugly on your finger! And he's got a skull for a face, and he talks all the time. He goes by Zaruba.
-He smiles at Marcia-
Call me Sword!
.....
-Bad things tended to follow silence. He knew this well.....-
-Reaching into his pouch, he pulls out a throwing knife, and quietly palms it, surveying his current location.....-
Mine, obviously! You're a bit too plus-sized to wear him.
-He smiles, giving Marcia a firm, strong handshake, when he notes the hand being held up to him-
...?
-He looks over, at the Ring-
.....Zaruba?
....?
.......
.......
-Sword looks at him, and the two of them both speak in unison-
That's not him.
That's not him.
Edited by MacDuffy on Oct 25th 2018 at 8:07:55 AM
...Essummatgooenbadlywi'her...?
(Frowns in that nervous way, as custom.)
...Whenahfairstmether, shewiseatena—... agruesoomeamoounto'checkenbets, an'ahwisabetshairtwi'her, bit—... efthere'ssummatwekendoot'helpher, efshe'shae'nsummatdeffecultbefallher... Meybeweshiuldaskabet, aye...?
(Startin to look a bit nervous at the friction between Ake and Kora, but not piping up on it just yet.)
...Aye... Atannaereet, ahhoopewhitever'sbootherenAndybloowso'eran'shegetst'feelenlikehersel'... Th'sameferGreeves, too... Perhaipssummat'senth'air...
(Reaches out gently to pet the lil' Cinder, smiling a bit.)
Ayyye, cheekyladdieyerbeein', eheheha...! He'sgunnaebesneffenabootth'gairdensoonenoough, trawlenoopwairmsan'allsairtsothengs...
Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Oct 25th 2018 at 10:09:27 AM
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

-Gonna go see what's the commotion all about-
-Suiryu stares at the giant brunette, but pays no mind as he looks at the true problem-
-A door to door salesman?-
-He groaned in frustration. He didn't get blackout piss drunk to wake up to some guy trying to sell him stuff-
Edited by Pandemonius_Panda on Oct 25th 2018 at 7:50:40 AM