It's nice meeting you, then. -Mimic heads into the kitchen- Xenos, you appear to have a challenger.
-and sitting at the kitchen table, eating a pizza, is a bald, white-skinned and red eyed alien-
-in the middle of a mouthful- hmnn?
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-holds up one finger, before finishing his pizza-
Sure, sure. Also the word you're looking for is Ahxenite. But you wouldn't know that.
-he sighs, standing up from the chair and rolling a shoulder- I could humour this I guess... did the mimic-bot at least try to tell you not to do this?
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-it slams into Xenos's back, and sure enough he is carried into the air by the momentum, though punching him feels like punching solid iron- Well, I wasn't expecting it that fast, but okay then!
-Xenos turns in the air, and throws a 'light' 180 degree roundhouse kick back at Suiryu, although it was clear he's mostly using it to get back to the ground to face Suiryu-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-Punching solid iron is not something very hard for Suiryu to do. So he didn't feel anything-
"You're pretty strong-"
-The roundhouse launched him away despite the fact he blocked it. It also hurt, not a lot, but it hurt- "Okay, no more playing around!"
-Suiryu enters his Void Shivering Tiger Fist stance before attempting to use his Void Phoenix Ascension Fist. A twisting punch with enough power to vaporize a truck-
-each of the attacks bounce off of Xenos as he tenses his muscles and stands still, still holding the fist-
Two words: Ultimate Adaptation.
-he then throws the fist aside, casually, making sure to avoid breaking bones or dislocating joints-
When the mimic-bot told you I've destroyed planets. He wasn't joking.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-No, he can't be that strong! Compared to him his martial arts, all of his accomplishments, are nothing but mere child play...No...nonononoNONONONONO.
-Suryu attempts to use a combo attack consisting of all his techniques, using Dragon to launch him into the air and finishing off with Tiger and Phoenix-
Edited by Pandemonius_Panda on Oct 24th 2018 at 3:20:43 AM
-the dust settles after the combo of attacks... and Xenos walks out of the cloud, brushing dust off of his shoulder-
I've survived things you wouldn't believe, man.
And I wouldn't even say it's due to any technique I learned, which must be really sad for you.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post"What..."
-That must have hurt him more than anything Vash and Hit did in terms of physiological damage. His pride, his martial arts, his strength. All for nothing...He was never strong, was he?-
"I give up, you are truly the strongest, Xenos"
-There were tears in his eyes as he said this.-
Edited by Pandemonius_Panda on Oct 24th 2018 at 3:28:11 AM
I wouldn't say that. There's been people that have tested my limits.
Of course, the problem becomes that... eh, do you want the explanation or not?
I can never tell with you fighter types. Like- you probably have a name for every single attack you made against me, right?
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postJust a curiosity of mine.
Either way, I wasn't always powerful. Hell, if you met me like... I don't know. When I was a teenager? You probably would have beaten me down.
I wouldn't have died, but it would've hurt probably. I don't know precisely, since my power's kind of something that I can't accurately measure or predict backwards.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postLike I said: My power is Ultimate Adaptation.
Everything the world has ever thrown at me, I've adapted to.
Every attempt to kill me, has only made me stronger- immune to the same trick being done twice.
And I've travelled a lot.
A lot of people have tried to kill me for both good and bad reasons.
It's made me more powerful than I could have ever imagined, due to all of it stacking up together until I become this thing that I was prophesied to be by my homeworld.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-sighs deeply, and rubs the back of his head- You don't have the gift I have... and sadly, I've kinda... stopped travelling ever since I came to earth?
I wasn't even really picking fights. But you know. Where a reputation follows...
I'm not even sure what I'd teach you.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

Destroying planets? Pfft, right. And he also has an army of a million robots, psych powers and shoots lasers out of his eyes.
"Look, I really don't care. Just take me to him"