......
(Mac awakens from a near-coma in Andy's cozy human-bed, slowly peering up and having the umpteenth realization that this is not her nest or her coop.)
...Ach... Haelongwis—...?
(The door to one of the washing machines in the laundry sloooooowly shuts itself.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-Mac awakens to see Andy discussing something in the corner of the room with...a young girl
◊ with really crazy brown hair-
(No further movement, but...)
Jävla fan... Valdemar...?? I'm—... I sthheem to have had a bit much...
(COMIN FROM INSIDE THE WASH)
…?
(Slowly sits up, adjusting her glasses.)
...Eh... Guidmairnen'...?
Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Oct 8th 2018 at 9:05:26 AM
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019"...Ah. Your associate, I assume?"
"You weren't talking like that five minutes ago but yeah. That's Mac. Mac, this is-"
-The little girl shoves right past Andy-
"Ovi 'Eggette' Robotnik, resident prodigy, genius and inventor. I've heard you need a scientific mind for something?"
Edited by Randomman5 on Oct 8th 2018 at 10:09:55 AM
...Oo, eh—! Helloo, aye, et'sMacan'et'sguidt'meetyean'—... Guidness, yeranenventoratsichateinderaige...?
(just like... staring into this kid's soul so intently and with such eagerness.)
(inside... is... oh wow, an octopus with glasse--
AAAA IT INKED ON THE DOOR.)
GWUAAAAAH—! V-VALDEMAR! VALDEMAR, HELP! I'M STHEEING STHOME DREADFUL VISTHIONSTH...!
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(WIDE-EYED AWE)
...D'yehae'annaeguidtelescoopesoritheresntrumentsferastrologecalstidies...? Perhaipsoneo'those, eh... degetalabacuses, fercroonchenth'numbeirs...? Efthat'swhitet'scalled, eh... ah'vegoota... "MacIntosh"... ahguessetwismade'nScotland, bitet'sabonnyadden'machiene, an'efye'vegootsummatwi'abetmairecoomputeitionalpoower, aye...? Thet'dbeveeryhilpful.
(FLAILING, smearing the ink all around.)
VALDEMAAAAAR...! IT'STH URGENT, I AM GOING TO DIE...!
Edited by MobileLeprechaun on Oct 8th 2018 at 9:33:17 AM
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Laundry
Homura: (lifts leg to avoid an errant ink drop before scanning room for a towel or some large-enough rag to use to block more errant ink as she rushes to the door to try to shove the octopus back entirely inside the wash and close the door)
Edited by megarockman on Oct 8th 2018 at 10:37:10 AM
The damned queen and the relentless knight."An abacus? A telescope? You, Mac, are living in the stone age! I have access to cutting edge scanning equipment, a telescope that can see into the vast reaches of the cosmos, and a computer with enough computational power to analyze gigabytes of data in mere minutes, while running Fortnite on max graphical settings!"
"You actually play that...?"
"Don't you judge me."

Laundry
Homura: There were some changes in management.
The damned queen and the relentless knight.