Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week, hang on folks, lemme just get at this crick in my neck.
-cracks his neck, then pops it off and spins it in place before putting it back on-
Phew! Imagine what being cramped in a tiny lamp for at least a few millenniums! Anyway, down to business! Looks like we got a full crowd today, which one of you did the ever thankful task of rubbing...
-drum roll, Genie appears next to his lamp- My lamp?
Oh man, I have not watched Aladdin in so long, I really hope I'm doing this well.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanOw! What a sting to that gaze! But thanks anyway.
-turns to Cloud- Alright, now, who're you buddy? Go on, don't be shy! -turns his tail into a microphone and points it at Cloud-
-quickly spins it around to his mouth and gets up in Daisy's face- Magic, kiddo.
-poofs away back to Cloud-
edited 21st Aug '12 12:54:19 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanAnd what a great name there, bud!
-twirls around away from Cloud-
And don't worry there this ain't anything like it! Cloud, my new found friend and master, you have just hit the -poofs up a sign above Cloud's head- JACKPOT!
I am the Genie! Of! The Lamp! -a buzzing neon sign appears next to him- And what do I do as the Genie? Go on! Ask!
edited 21st Aug '12 1:01:45 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanThe dragon's got it right on! I can grant any of three!
-a second smaller Genie poofs next to Cloud with an arm around him- Three!
-a third smaller Genie poofs next to Cloud with another arm around him- Three!
-both poof away as Genie spins around and points at Cloud- Threeeeee wishes! With a few provisos of course.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanOh noooo! There isn't any cost in this at all! And, after all, I'm bound to the lamp. After your three wishes are up- -imitates whirling back into the lamp- WHOOAAAAAAA!
-poofs back out- Back in the lamp I go, waiting for the next person to come along and let me out. -shrugs- And believe me, these wishes are free of charge! No payments required. I know, hard to believe in this day and age.
Wish to your heart's content as long as they fall within these rules! -takes a seat next to Cloud and puts an arm around him- Number one! -index finger up- You can't have me kill people. Number two! -middle finger up- You can't have me make people fall in love with each other. Numero tres! -ring finger up- I can't bring people back from the dead, it's a very messy process, heavily unadvised, and an incredibly bad idea.
-poofs back in front of him- So! Whaddya say?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

(attention on lamp) Shiny. Likely dangerous.
(meditating)
Get Medieval on Torture Chamber difficulty is... Well, like a torture chamber.