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CrystalMemoria Since: Aug, 2017
#1326101: Jul 25th 2018 at 6:45:14 PM

Outside (Number 108, "Aichi")

-Subjective...-

"Do you find it fun?"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1326102: Jul 25th 2018 at 6:56:15 PM

Oh yeah, I find it fun at times.

Hell, when I find empty planets with oceans.

I go down to the shore-line, and then cause a tidal wave.

Just to feel it wash over me.

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1326103: Jul 26th 2018 at 4:15:12 AM

-Pina is in the kitchen, pouring himself a cup of coffee-

-Trying to keep his mind off of the inconspicuous looking human sitting at the table-

-That human's staring holes into the back of the sheep's head-

Just ignore him...

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#1326104: Jul 26th 2018 at 9:24:22 AM

-Xenos eats a pizza in the kitchen-

-while tweaking some kind of small tablet-looking thing-

-with a belt next to him-

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1326105: Jul 26th 2018 at 9:30:17 AM

-Pina sits next to Xenos, pouring a sugar packet into his coffee-

Tch! Oww...

-The sheep rubs his bandaged ankle-

-Across the table, the otherwise unremarkable human lowers his newspaper, staring incredulously at his two "guests"-

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#1326106: Jul 26th 2018 at 9:42:06 AM

So what's the story with Mr. Unremarkable, and Mr. Wishes He Had Wolves Clothing, But They Were All Out At The Farm Store, And The Only Thing Left Was Sheeps Clothing.

-says Mr Incredibly Pasty White Bald Man Eating A Pepperoni Pizza-

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1326107: Jul 26th 2018 at 9:48:22 AM

-Pina almost does a spit take-

Wolves clo-? I would never want to be one of those ugly predators.

-The sheep glares at Xenos-

And what do you mean by "farm"?

The man chuckles nervously- Oh, I'm not really all that important. It seems like I took a wrong turn on the way to work, and now I'm in the middle of some costume party?

The boss man is sure gonna chew me out, ha ha.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1326108: Jul 26th 2018 at 9:53:28 AM

Just that sheep are farm animals.

At least on the Earth I'm familiar with.

Ish.

-to Mr. Unremarkable-

Tough luck for you then, huh?

Caught between an alien and an anthropomorphic sheep.

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1326109: Jul 26th 2018 at 9:57:47 AM

...! That's... that's not funny, y'know.

Farms are illegal anyways. Stop joking.

Ha ha. Yeah, Aliens. Wait until I tell the wife about this one. Ha ha ha.

-This human has a really monotone laugh-

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#1326110: Jul 26th 2018 at 10:01:35 AM

-Xenos just blinks at the "human"-

You are either the dumbest motherfucker on the planet, or the most delusional.

One of the two.

Also, nice monotone. You're really selling me on your humanity.

-to the sheep-

Yeah, sorry to say that I'm not joking.

Not just sheep either.

Pigs, cows, goats, alpacas... There's a lot of farm animals.

Chickens too.

Oh, and a fishery's kind of like a farm in the water.

Sucks how humans are omnivores.

But, y'know, the sheep there aren't like you, they all walk on four legs and spend most of the day eating grass.

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1326111: Jul 26th 2018 at 10:05:28 AM

... Alpaca too?

-Pina's face scrunches up as he tries to imagine what a four legged sheep looks like-

Yes yes, I know about the omnivore thing, but... It's hard to wrap my mind around that one.

My humanity? Oh ho ho, that's a good one, my man. A real kneeslapper, as they say back home.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#1326112: Jul 26th 2018 at 10:09:54 AM

Well yeah, every farm animal, except chickens, turkeys and other poultry, walk on four legs.

-Xenos then just looks confused at the man-

... When are you even from?

I kind of want to kill you, just to see if you're actually a robot.

Do you know anything about that guy, Sheepy?

-points-

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1326113: Jul 26th 2018 at 10:12:52 AM

My, how frightening. I'd never want to visit that hell version of an Earth anytime soon.

-Pina shudders-

"Farm animals..."

-The man raises his hands- Woah ho ho! I implore you not to do that, Sir. I am most certainly not a robot!

Erm, no. This man has been following me about the house lately, though.

Edited by Tatsumar on Jul 26th 2018 at 1:12:50 PM

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1326114: Jul 26th 2018 at 10:15:11 AM

... So, if he's trapped here from his "office"

Why is he following you around?

-he looks at the man-

Why are you following the sheep-man.

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1326115: Jul 26th 2018 at 10:17:56 AM

Office? No, I'm a teacher.

The boy in the sheep mask looked around highschool-college ish height so I was uh, planning to ask him if he knew where the campus was from here.

My face is not a mask.

-Pina huffs, fluffing his wool dismissively-

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#1326116: Jul 26th 2018 at 10:26:00 AM

Teachers have offices, numbnuts.

Anyway.

If that was the case, just bloody ask.

Not follow them around like a stalker.

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1326117: Jul 26th 2018 at 10:29:54 AM

-The human begins to sweat a little-

Ha ha, yeah... Sorry, I uh, have to go to class!

-He runs outside, with Pina following half-heartedly-

... He doesn't even know where he's going...

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#1326118: Jul 26th 2018 at 10:38:34 AM

Yeah, he's probably just running.

I definitely think he was suspicious, though- so lets just hope he gets lost, and then mauled by a bear or something.

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1326119: Jul 26th 2018 at 10:44:59 AM

Man, I wouldn't be surprised if I see his mugshot in a newscast tomorrow.

... A bear?

-Pina's ankle starts acting up again-

Let's not use that terminology, please.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#1326120: Jul 26th 2018 at 10:50:22 AM

Does every animal act like you where you're from?

Like.

Bipedal.

Talks.

Practices rational thought, though your mileage on that may vary.

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1326121: Jul 26th 2018 at 10:57:55 AM

Of course we all walk and talk. I mean, unless you're a baby... Or...

-Pina grimaces-

Though yes, carnivores do seem to have less rational thought. Thankfully it's illegal for them to eat meat.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#1326122: Jul 26th 2018 at 11:02:35 AM

Weird.

The earth I know has only humans capable of that kind of thing, really.

I mean, they're able to teach gorillas, chimpanzees and other monkeys and apes some language...

Some birds too...

But they're not independently coming up with it.

Just Humans.

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1326123: Jul 26th 2018 at 11:05:51 AM

Well, my Earth doesn't have any humans in it.

We animals are just all... there, living together in some messed up world.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1326124: Jul 26th 2018 at 11:09:28 AM

Two sides of a coin.

Though honestly, you guys are better off without humans.

They can be mega assholes.

Entertaining assholes though, from an outside perspective.

My species loved watching them build the pyramids all those years ago.

Ancient Tourism.

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1326125: Jul 26th 2018 at 11:10:54 AM

Hmmm, yeah. I could see how throwing omnivores into our society would just further screw us herbivores.

...

Y'know, I actually spent a lot of my childhood here, actually.

Edited by Tatsumar on Jul 26th 2018 at 2:10:39 PM

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