-Xenos eats a pizza in the kitchen-
-while tweaking some kind of small tablet-looking thing
◊-
-with a belt
◊ next to him-
So what's the story with Mr. Unremarkable, and Mr. Wishes He Had Wolves Clothing, But They Were All Out At The Farm Store, And The Only Thing Left Was Sheeps Clothing.
-says Mr Incredibly Pasty White Bald Man Eating A Pepperoni Pizza-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-Pina almost does a spit take-
Wolves clo-? I would never want to be one of those ugly predators.
-The sheep glares at Xenos-
And what do you mean by "farm"?
The man chuckles nervously- Oh, I'm not really all that important. It seems like I took a wrong turn on the way to work, and now I'm in the middle of some costume party?
The boss man is sure gonna chew me out, ha ha.
Deer-Xenos just blinks at the "human"-
You are either the dumbest motherfucker on the planet, or the most delusional.
One of the two.
Also, nice monotone. You're really selling me on your humanity.
-to the sheep-
Yeah, sorry to say that I'm not joking.
Not just sheep either.
Pigs, cows, goats, alpacas... There's a lot of farm animals.
Chickens too.
Oh, and a fishery's kind of like a farm in the water.
Sucks how humans are omnivores.
But, y'know, the sheep there aren't like you, they all walk on four legs and spend most of the day eating grass.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postWell yeah, every farm animal, except chickens, turkeys and other poultry, walk on four legs.
-Xenos then just looks confused at the man-
... When are you even from?
I kind of want to kill you, just to see if you're actually a robot.
Do you know anything about that guy, Sheepy?
-points-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postMy, how frightening. I'd never want to visit that hell version of an Earth anytime soon.
-Pina shudders-
"Farm animals..."
-The man raises his hands- Woah ho ho! I implore you not to do that, Sir. I am most certainly not a robot!
Erm, no. This man has been following me about the house lately, though.
Edited by Tatsumar on Jul 26th 2018 at 1:12:50 PM
DeerWeird.
The earth I know has only humans capable of that kind of thing, really.
I mean, they're able to teach gorillas, chimpanzees and other monkeys and apes some language...
Some birds too...
But they're not independently coming up with it.
Just Humans.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postTwo sides of a coin.
Though honestly, you guys are better off without humans.
They can be mega assholes.
Entertaining assholes though, from an outside perspective.
My species loved watching them build the pyramids all those years ago.
Ancient Tourism.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

Outside (Number 108, "Aichi")
-Subjective...-
"Do you find it fun?"