ALRIGHT MY MOTHERFUCKIN' SPIKY HAIRED BRO, i done wanted to apologize for how murderous and flippy my past self was. I DONE GOT THE HATE PAPPED OUTTA ME, and i'm really fucking sorry for trying to murder you and shit. SO IN RETURN!
-lays out a bunch of potions colored differently-
imma let you peruse these fine potions i done crafted, SORTA LIKE A TEST DRIVE BEFORE I GO MEET UP SOME OTHER PERSON TO GIVE THESE TO. whaddya say, brother?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean...Rrright.
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{Well, whatever Hojo was drip-feeding me for four years didn't kill me...}
-Picks up a blue bottle and takes a sip-
-Spits it out almost immediately- Is... is this blood? This tastes like blood. Blood and ink.
edited 19th Aug '12 11:48:23 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistTRADE SECRET, I'M AFRAID, honk honk. :o)
-picks up a light purple potion- THIS ONE HERE'S THE FUSCHIA POTION, it's supposed to have strong healing properties.
-to Reed- WELL WHO THE MOTHERFUCK WOULDN'T? you'd be surprised to the potent power blood's got.
Bye, Badger.
edited 19th Aug '12 11:55:43 AM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanWell, dragon's blood is supposed to have powerful magical properties... dunno if that's a wives' tale or not, though. I usually just bag the hide and teeth.
-Sniffs the fuchsia bottle apprehensively- What's the green one do?
...Who's blood is this?
edited 19th Aug '12 11:56:54 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistOLIVE POTION'S A POWERFUL LOVE POTION, sneak some drops in their drink and he or she'll be fallin' head over heels for you. SOMETIMES LITERALLY. -shrugs-
d'aw, that's just the blood of the long gone empress to be, AIN'T NO HARM IN IT. maybe.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanHOOOONK. )o:
-picks up the darker purple potion- this one here's called the violet potion, YOU'LL GET AN UNABATED LUST FOR MOTHERFUCKIN' EVERYBODY YOU MEET, cept you kinda turn into a douche.
...THAT ONE AIN'T GONNA SELL WELL, BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS?
-picks up the duller blue potion- this is the cobalt potion, drink this and you get incredible luck.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean...
-Takes a sip of the cobalt one, since he figures he could use a bit of luck-
-Hopes to whatever weird religion thing the Planet has that the mako in his bloodstream will be enough to counteract whatever weird diseases he's going to get from this-
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

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MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist