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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1319201: Jun 10th 2018 at 4:12:57 PM

-a frail, withered, scrawny husk of a man in a suit steps out of the limousine-

Hrrm. This seems to be the property I purchased from that cretinous fellow... Smithers, fetch me my megaphone.

-he steeples his fingers-

It is time for a good, old fashioned eviction notice...

Oh... you know! It's fine. I'm just going on a walk. That's all.

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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1319202: Jun 10th 2018 at 4:14:26 PM

Annie is leaning on the building wall outside, peering into the boxlock action of her shotgun.

dead devotion
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1319203: Jun 10th 2018 at 4:24:12 PM

Outside

(overhears Mr. Burns) What on Earth are you talking about? This place belongs to everyone.

Woods

Sounds like fun. Can...can I, um, join you?

edited 10th Jun '18 4:24:37 PM by josh6243

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1319204: Jun 10th 2018 at 4:27:48 PM

Right away, Mr Burns, sir.

-Smithers retrieves the megaphone, turns it from Low to Medium to Centenarian and hands it to his boss-

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1319205: Jun 10th 2018 at 4:36:40 PM

Oh... errm, no thanks. I prefer walking on my own, haha!

Now, just one moment, young peasant girl...

-feebly lifts the megaphone to his mouth-

Ahem. Is this contraption working? Now then... I, Mister Burns, have purchased this plot of land from an odd gremlin, for the construction of... a summer vacation home! Therefore, all of you transients must... vacate the premises... immeeediately.

Smithers how do I turn this machine off

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ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1319206: Jun 10th 2018 at 4:47:28 PM

"Oh yeah, is that so? -God, you smell old." A voice from the trees asked Burns, lazily, almost humored.

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1319207: Jun 10th 2018 at 4:52:29 PM

Eh? Who— whats this?

-Burns looks to the left, then to the right, then back to the left, accidentally hitting Smithers with the megaphone-

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josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1319208: Jun 10th 2018 at 4:56:24 PM

Woods

O-okay... Have, um, fun, I guess.

Outside

Why would I do that? This place is a shelter for everyone. You can't destroy this place!

edited 10th Jun '18 4:57:42 PM by josh6243

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1319209: Jun 10th 2018 at 5:10:51 PM

"Is there a problem?" Annie asks Mr. Burns as she snaps the action back into place.

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ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1319210: Jun 10th 2018 at 5:26:31 PM

"Someone who likes having a roof over their head, that's who."

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1319211: Jun 10th 2018 at 5:35:13 PM

Gh!

-Smithers tries to brush it off and follow his boss's line of sight-

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1319212: Jun 10th 2018 at 5:35:47 PM

-Burns scowls, raising the megaphone back up-

I'm afraid you ragamuffins have no choice in the matter. You see, this deal was signed and notarized weeks ago! Smithers, show these homeless children the bill of sale...

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1319213: Jun 10th 2018 at 5:37:08 PM

"How old are you? 70? 80? 110? Amateur. My girlfriend outclasses you by at least a hundred years."

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1319214: Jun 10th 2018 at 5:37:46 PM

-Smithers produces the papers-

-Signed by the previous landholder with a thumbprint-

I'm certain you'll find that Mr Burn's acquisition is watertight.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1319215: Jun 10th 2018 at 5:42:06 PM

Outside

(squints at the proof of sale) Never seen him before. Who's he?

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1319216: Jun 10th 2018 at 5:42:07 PM

"Just how are you going to enforce it? You are in no position of authority here."

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1319217: Jun 10th 2018 at 5:45:19 PM

Robbing the cradle, are we...? I remember the halcyon days of youth, when I could woo any sprightly lass I desired... yes, those were the days.

Well, no matter. This is my property now! If you don't leave, then I will have no choice but to call the local constabulary...

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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1319218: Jun 10th 2018 at 5:49:57 PM

"I'm right here."

dead devotion
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1319219: Jun 10th 2018 at 5:53:22 PM

A mist caught the title and whipped it out of Smithers' hand.

"Oh yeah, a thumbprint. Real official, assholes."

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1319220: Jun 10th 2018 at 5:57:40 PM

"Leave our sanctuary! Leave our sanctuary!"

Ramona Sheridan is huddled by the window, waving a Protesting Paper Plate

josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1319222: Jun 10th 2018 at 6:05:19 PM

Outside

(@Mr. Burns) (snickering) Don't you mean police, old fart?

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1319223: Jun 10th 2018 at 6:17:02 PM

Oh, fie on this! Smithers! Drive me away from here! We will have to return here with the long arm of the law...

-scurries back into the limo-

edited 10th Jun '18 6:17:14 PM by thespacephantom

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1319224: Jun 10th 2018 at 6:22:28 PM

Eires materialized on the ground, smugly rolling the title up and removing a lighter from their pocket.

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1319225: Jun 10th 2018 at 6:25:27 PM

Annie rolled her eyes, looked at Eires as they pulled out their lighter.

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