soo, um— ookay, this is the SPAWNING PHASE, and— and oour Faiduspawn will SPAWN froom the Hoost Plush noow... Ai— Ai always laike too encoourage them oout bai calling too them...
(DRAMATIC ANIME POINT, eye at Immense Glow.)
SPAWN OOUT, MAI FAIDUSPAWN! SWOORDASAURUS, EMERGE!!! ôA(ô)
(A TERRIFYING CREATURE
◊ with a cute little knight helmet clumsily on its head and a very noble-looking sword bursts out of the plush at once.)
h-he's mai favoorite ever... and, um—! yoou'll have...
(With a resounding QUACK, another disturbing beast
◊ busts out of Aria's plush.)
...oo-ooh...! Duckleoosteus... he's a gooood oone, toooo...!
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-Aria looks like she's about to go pale-
O-oh sweet Vector Sigma...
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Ai— Ai knoow, raight...??? mai heart is racing...!
(Shivers with actual glee.)
...um, and— Ai guess it's mai turn first, soo... Ai have twoo ooptioons, since we're dooing a noon-breeding battle: FAIGHT and COOUNTER. Ai choooose mai FAIGHT card, RAIGHTEOOUS DINOO-SLASH...!
(The big heckoff T-rex rears back, preparing for a mighty swing of the sword with his tiny arms.)
what will my oopoonent doo...? ôu(ô)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019oo-ooh my woord...! soo that means—...!
QUACK!
(Duckleosteus' duck-head extends violently from its mouth, decking Swordasaurus in its gut before it can do anything more but nick its shoulder.)
sh-shoooot...! its special ability, Dainamaite Duckerpunch... hoow coould Ai have foorgootten...?! oA(o)
ROOOAAAR...
(Staggers back, clearly flustered.)
...s-soo Swoordasaurus oonly dealt oone pooint oof damage, then, whaile Duckleoosteus managed too deal faive... this—this is heating up...!
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Oh wow...! Is it my turn?
-She's grinning, getting into it-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Hm... alright duckman! Fight!
-Dramatic pointing-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?'QUAAAAACK—!
(Charges exuberantly, flapping his useless little alien-duck wings.)'
…
(Smirks, the eye now glowing bigtime.)
...ah. the infam∞us Quackat∞a Charge. ma1 PHA1 Tabula all∞ws me t∞ f∞rsee this m∞ve and—...
(POINT DRAMATIQUE)
C∞UNTER, SW∞RDASAURUS, Y∞UR PARRY-SAUR∞L∞PHUS!
ROOOOOOOAR!
(DINO-PARRY)
six p∞ints ∞f damage t∞ Duckle∞steus, whereas Sw∞rdasaurus takes a mere f∞ur due t∞ his Scalesafe ability.
(This boy, he seems far more confident now...)
edited 2nd Jun '18 10:27:05 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

-looks up-
Inconsistent. It's not as though there's a mint in Sigil, all coinage comes from other planes.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI