(Hits the wall headfirst and slumps over, unconscious.)
...Dr. Freeman?! Oh no... (Stands up and approaches the closet door, swallowing hard. Stands by and waits for an opportunity to get at "Cloud", keeping about three feet away from the door.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(Opens the door. Barely notices Deadpool regenerating. Motions for someone to come over.)
He's out. Now would be the perfect opportunity to restrain him. Bring the duct tape.
(Groans weakly, still out cold.)
edited 17th Aug '12 6:58:04 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(Still out cold. Not deteriorating or anything, though. Will probably only come away with a concussion.)
(Stares at Deadpool in wonderment.) ...How did you...? Never mind. We have to act quickly.
edited 17th Aug '12 7:01:04 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-Doesn't know what this implies, so let's him do it-
-Begins making a series of unearthly noises. Worms his way into Gordon's mind and picks a random memory. Rearranges the sequence of events so it makes no sense and is disturbing as hell to boot, a la agamemnon counterpart-
edited 17th Aug '12 7:13:24 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistExploding high-five for Agamemnon Counterpart! :D :D :D
(ALYX IS DYING BREEN CAUGHT ME ELI IS DEAD WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOUNG CLOUD WHY WON'T DAD WAKE UP RESONANCE CASCADE G-MAN AGHAHAHGHAGHGAHHAGAGAHAHGAAASASDF!)
(Seizes violently and foams at the mouth.)
(Stares at Cloud, then at Gordon, then at Cloud.)
...?
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019{-Comes back-}
-Decides he is uncomfortable and rips his arms free easily, leaving angry welts on his arms that heal almost immediately anyway. Messes with a few of Cloud's as well-
{-Freaks the fuck out-}
-Stares at Gordon curiously-
High-five! -Explodes-
edited 17th Aug '12 7:18:11 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

A long story. I doubt it's one of the good ones. And... -pauses- I have a feeling there's a loose soul amongst us.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."