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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1315176: May 25th 2018 at 1:07:14 PM

(Muramasa's sitting in a comfy recliner chair in the main room, yawning, looking half-asleep)

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1315177: May 25th 2018 at 1:09:25 PM

Maybe you are a fool, because you don't recognise what the words mean.

You're probably missing context...

Something something ignorance something something.

I'm not the one in charge of your education, I don't even know how much you have access to.

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1315178: May 25th 2018 at 1:11:02 PM

If you're trying to make me angry, it's not going to work. Your insults don't mean a thing to me.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1315179: May 25th 2018 at 1:20:51 PM

Psh.

I insult people because I can, not to make them angry.

Just a side-effect of the intention.

It is entirely circular.

Do it because I can.

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1315180: May 25th 2018 at 1:24:44 PM

Sometime you're going to regret doing that. You'll insult someone who won't put up with it... and it won't end well for you.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1315181: May 25th 2018 at 1:40:41 PM

I think that's the 999th time someone's given me that exact advice.

Hasn't ended badly for me yet.

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1315182: May 25th 2018 at 1:45:43 PM

-Arydin grumbles and shakes his head-

There's always next time.

-His patience near totally exhausted, he turns and starts to trudge away, not even bothering to try to keep the noise down-

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1315183: May 25th 2018 at 1:46:18 PM

Al right see ya, Big Grouchy Giant!

-waves him off-

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1315184: May 25th 2018 at 1:49:56 PM

-Looks over his shoulder and stares, nearly perfectly still-

-Then lumbers off-

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1315185: May 25th 2018 at 1:53:03 PM

-Xenos heads back inside to the kitchen, to make himself some more food-

-and probably lightly destroy his miniature city of pizza boxes-

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1315186: May 25th 2018 at 1:57:01 PM

(Muramasa yawns, walking into the kitchen)

Mmgh... I need some food... Eh?

(blinks when she sees Chez Pizza Time on the table)

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1315187: May 25th 2018 at 2:05:42 PM

-a whole diorama of a city-

-labelled 'New Dullhum'-

-it's all made out of pizza boxes, cut up and modelled-

-skyscrapers, pedestrians, little cars-

-unpainted-

-and then there's Xenos, eating a fresh pizza out of a fresh box-

Hey there, deepy-sleepy.

Back in the land of the living dead?

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1315188: May 25th 2018 at 2:08:09 PM

Ain't that the truth... dang. This is impressive, wish I had a phone...

(yawn)

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1315189: May 25th 2018 at 2:08:54 PM

Eh, I just made it while I was bored.

Photographic memory's one of those useless powers for someone like me.

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1315190: May 25th 2018 at 2:14:14 PM

(tilts her head)

You gonna paint it? Or do you not wanna mess up the colors and stuff 'cause of how much you remember 'em?

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1315191: May 25th 2018 at 2:16:44 PM

Probably not.

There was another Dullhum I made just like this, but I destroyed it because I was bored.

'Set em up, and knock 'em down.'

If I took the effort to paint all this, it'd just be worthless, because I'd destroy it.

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1315192: May 25th 2018 at 2:20:08 PM

Good on ya. Don't wanna hoard something made of cardboard and get attached to it...

(yawns)

Really, everything's made of metaphorical cardboard. This's just literal.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1315193: May 25th 2018 at 2:24:20 PM

Yep.

Besides- these are just pizza boxes.

Grease would probably mess up the interior.

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1315194: May 25th 2018 at 2:26:15 PM

Not if you order cheese. Get rid of pepperoni and the grease goes way down...

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1315195: May 25th 2018 at 2:30:55 PM

You can't just get rid of pepperoni.

It's like- one of the best ingredients.

Anyways- this city isn't that big of a deal.

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1315196: May 25th 2018 at 2:32:52 PM

Mm... I'm trying out a vegetarian thing. But a'ight.

(yawn)

So what do I got the honor of calling ya?

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1315197: May 25th 2018 at 2:35:00 PM

Oooh, fancy. Not many people honour me, but your funeral.

-shrugs with a smirk-

I am Xenos, Intergalactic Conqueror and Destroyer of worlds.

I used to be wanted in 120 systems, but wanted posters tend to reach their expiry date alongside the destruction of the governments and civilisation responsible.

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1315198: May 25th 2018 at 2:39:29 PM

...Huh. Neat.

(stretches her arms)

So you the supervillain type? Me too, kinda. Well, I ended up associated with the losers of a war I never directly fought in, ergo I got a supervillain rep.

(brb ~40 mins)

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1315199: May 25th 2018 at 2:41:05 PM

I guess you could call me a supervillain.

I'm not wanted on Earth yet.

But that's because they've got pizza.

Though that's rough, buddy.

I haven't been on the losing end of a war, but I've seen plenty of people in that situation.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1315200: May 25th 2018 at 3:03:39 PM

Link is sat at the lake, eyes closed, legs crossed, as he recites — something. In another language, almost incomprehensible.

dead devotion

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