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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1315151: May 25th 2018 at 11:06:11 AM

Main Room

-After cautiously observing the strange ongoings outside, Danny decides to come down to investigate...-

-But he gets stopped up by the strange sight of Ash just sitting in front of a wall-

-He walks up behind her, looking at the chalk outline, then at Ash, then back at the outline-

...What's this?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1315152: May 25th 2018 at 11:10:26 AM

Well, I don't win the star prize for best example of my species, no.

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1315153: May 25th 2018 at 11:15:16 AM

I left home to escape cruel, selfish monsters. I didn't want any part of their wretchedness.

I thought if I ran, I'd get away from it. But I was wrong, and here you are. I left home for nothing.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1315154: May 25th 2018 at 11:20:17 AM

Yeah, but the difference is- those monsters weren't apathetic to you.

Me, I'm just happy to laze around and eat pizza.

I don't want to bother with a fight, not in the mood.

Has to be a challenge, and all I see is a lumbering giant.

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1315155: May 25th 2018 at 11:22:48 AM

The other little one said that I was a giant, too. But I'm not. I'm no giant. It's that all of you are small.

We are the proper size... or so I was told.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1315156: May 25th 2018 at 11:25:18 AM

Well that's just racist, assuming there's a wrong size to be.

I can be big too, if I want to- makes me very hungry though.

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1315157: May 25th 2018 at 11:29:31 AM

I didn't say that I believed it. I said that's what I was told. I don't think much of that was very truthful.

-Goes silent for a moment-

If you were bigger, what would you eat? I haven't seen any... pizza that's sized for me. Or you, if you were bigger.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1315158: May 25th 2018 at 11:33:39 AM

-shrugs-

Never had to deal with that issue.

I could just shrink again, and then have a pizza.

But that doesn't really solve anything about being big...

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1315159: May 25th 2018 at 11:41:53 AM

It sounds limiting to only be able to eat pizza. Or eat at all. I don't know what it'd be like to have to constantly forage.

Probably annoying.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1315160: May 25th 2018 at 11:52:02 AM

I don't only eat pizza.

It's just my favourite food.

So much of a favourite of mine that my discovery of it spared the Planet Earth.

I was told to destroy it but... eh- I just fell in love with the culture.

But mostly pizza.

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1315161: May 25th 2018 at 11:55:03 AM

...That's a strange reason to spare them. They didn't need to be alive for you to have that.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1315162: May 25th 2018 at 11:57:14 AM

Of course they have to be alive.

It's the only way it's authentic.

Plus, it's almost a thank you.

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1315163: May 25th 2018 at 12:01:15 PM

...

I don't understand you. Your actions seem flippant. Capricious. Without reason. I don't know how a person could go on like that.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1315164: May 25th 2018 at 12:04:27 PM

I guess that's my superpower.

Apart from the exploding eye beams, the shapeshifting, and all the other ones.

-grins-

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1315165: May 25th 2018 at 12:05:54 PM

You say that like you're trying to scare me. Are you?

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1315166: May 25th 2018 at 12:07:41 PM

No, I'm just being cheeky.

Besides- if I had a nickle for every time people thought I was making a threat, I'd probably be able to buy a mansion.

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1315167: May 25th 2018 at 12:08:36 PM

Why buy what you can murder for?

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1315168: May 25th 2018 at 12:09:02 PM

It's a figure of speech, if I wanted a mansion I would murder for it.

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1315169: May 25th 2018 at 12:16:54 PM

Is there nothing you wouldn't take or pry away from someone? Nothing that is sacred?

-Already knows the answer-

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1315170: May 25th 2018 at 12:18:38 PM

Hmmm... I'll get back to you on that.

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1315171: May 25th 2018 at 12:25:54 PM

It's a pity that you're not a Child of the Storm like myself. You would fit in with them very well.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1315172: May 25th 2018 at 12:34:05 PM

Yeah- I'm just a child of a planet no-one I've met back home has ever heard of.

Oddly enough though, my people visited earth like- thousands of years ago?

Really weird how Ancient Egyptians had the same fashion choices my home had.

Can't be coincidental and I watched one of those like- documentaries. Humans seem to think the same thing.

They don't have proof though.

And they think we influenced them

Kinda the opposite, actually.

Pretty famous video- it's not really a movie since we were tourists. So it's more like

"Videos from our vacation."

Watched those plucky little humans building those big pyramids.

It was a curiosity to see primitive people in action.

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1315173: May 25th 2018 at 12:49:35 PM

-Arydin stands there and listens to all of that-

-Trying to understand what on Earth he just heard-

-After standing there in dead silence for a second, he gives up-

So... you took the customs from the people you spared. And who gave you pizza. But you took them before you'd ever met them.

What?

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1315174: May 25th 2018 at 12:56:41 PM

Yeah- my ancestors.

They're the ones who met 'em.

Not me.

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1315175: May 25th 2018 at 1:03:37 PM

I think you're lying and trying to make a fool out of me. Half of those words in your story don't mean anything.


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