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CrystalMemoria Since: Aug, 2017
#1314726: May 22nd 2018 at 11:30:44 AM

Forest (Survivor Aichi)

-Xenos is just joking, Xenos is just joking, Xenos is just joking, Aichi's probably just too high strung, Aichi's probably just too high strung, Aichi's probably just too high strung...-

"...You make it hard to tell if you're joking or not..."

-...Well, apparently he thought you were joking.-

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1314727: May 22nd 2018 at 11:32:38 AM

-laughs for a while-

Ohhh, that's probably why Freya didn't react much either.

You think I'm joking.

-grins, and sighs-

I'm not joking.

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CrystalMemoria Since: Aug, 2017
#1314728: May 22nd 2018 at 11:46:04 AM

Forest (Survivor Aichi)

-...-

-...-

-...-

-He backs away a bit in something of fear at first, before switching to a more grave expression.-

"..."

-He's sure the crowbar won't do any good. Aichi's gotten stronger after dealing with the Youmu, but he's sure, just looking at this guy, that he wouldn't be able to do anything.-

-So... He does what he would have done back home before that crowbar became a necessity when something threatened his world.-

-...He pulls out his Vanguard deck.-

-That... probably seems weird.-

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1314729: May 22nd 2018 at 11:47:54 AM

See- now this is interesting.

-he's just standing there, not moving a muscle, more amused than anything else-

Not to worry though, I don't really intend on destroying Earth. I like its' culture too much.

Especially pizza.

Pizza prevented the destruction of the earth.

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CrystalMemoria Since: Aug, 2017
#1314730: May 22nd 2018 at 11:51:40 AM

Forest (Survivor Aichi)

-Wait... of all things preventing him from destroying Earth it's pizza?!-

-On one hand Aichi is certainly glad that the creation of pizza has kept his Earth (and most likely countless others) alive...-

-...On the other hand XENOS STILL DESTROYS WORLDS!!!-

"...What do you gain from destroying worlds and killing countless people?"

-Aichi's ticked off to hear that he does such a thing, honestly.-

edited 22nd May '18 11:52:11 AM by CrystalMemoria

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1314731: May 22nd 2018 at 11:56:13 AM

-checks his nails-

Ehh...

-just makes a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ expression-

I guess it's just because they annoy me. Or bore me.

I could just leave but really, I'm probably doing anyone that would've met them a favour.

I think I killed off at least five warmongers.

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CrystalMemoria Since: Aug, 2017
#1314732: May 22nd 2018 at 12:03:29 PM

Forest (Survivor Aichi)

-Killing is wrong... Although Aichi has killed some Youmu out of self-defense...-

-It... still haunts him... even now...-

-...-

-Aichi gets eerily silent before speaking up.-

"Y-You shouldn't kill people..."

-...How the heck did this guy get through a massive disaster that most likely slaughtered everyone he loves and cares about?-

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1314733: May 22nd 2018 at 12:06:09 PM

Now I could say how hypocritical it is to eat meat.

But I don't know if you're a vegetarian...

Or- Herbivore.

Whatever.

Anyway, who says I shouldn't?

I don't see anyone that has ever stopped me before.

On earth, I just chill because I don't want hassles getting in the way of the pizza.

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CrystalMemoria Since: Aug, 2017
#1314734: May 22nd 2018 at 12:09:28 PM

Forest (Survivor Aichi)

-Aichi's silent again.-

-...-

"...Just don't hurt my friends. Here or back home."

-He knows he can't stop Xenos, but he wants to make it clear that he won't stand for him hurting his friends.-

-...It's probably pretty stupid of him, but at least he has guts?-

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1314735: May 22nd 2018 at 12:12:25 PM

-shrugs-

Sure.

I won't hurt your friends here, or at home- conditionally.

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CrystalMemoria Since: Aug, 2017
#1314736: May 22nd 2018 at 12:14:07 PM

Forest (Survivor Aichi)

"...'Conditionally'...?"

-Aichi's even more wary now...-

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1314737: May 22nd 2018 at 12:16:30 PM

Yeah, they just can't get in my way.

They can try to talk me down, but if they throw a punch- then I'll pay them back with a punch of my own.

Seems fair, right?

I don't want to be chained to your promise if one of your friends tried to kill me, after all.

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CrystalMemoria Since: Aug, 2017
#1314738: May 22nd 2018 at 12:24:04 PM

Forest (Survivor Aichi)

-Aichi's quiet before answering.-

"...My friends wouldn't try to kill you. They'd try to challenge you to a cardfight."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1314739: May 22nd 2018 at 12:25:52 PM

Like you were about to?

-smirking-

I'm not really threatened by that...

I can just decline after all.

Either way- I don't have cards.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1314740: May 22nd 2018 at 12:25:52 PM

Like you were about to?

-smirking-

I'm not really threatened by that...

I can just decline after all.

Either way- I don't have cards.

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CrystalMemoria Since: Aug, 2017
#1314741: May 22nd 2018 at 12:30:35 PM

Forest (Survivor Aichi)

-...It's still so surreal having to deal with a threat that does not involve cardfighting. The Youmu threw him off so badly, but here it seems like more and more threats that can't be solved by cardfighting show up!-

"...You'd be amazed by how many times Cardfight!! Vanguard has saved my universe."

-But...-

"...Yeah, you could turn them down and walk away... There's not much cardfighting to do if you don't have a deck..."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1314742: May 22nd 2018 at 12:39:26 PM

Yep.

Besides, fighting a card-game battle would put me at a disadvantage, when I could just punch...

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CrystalMemoria Since: Aug, 2017
#1314743: May 22nd 2018 at 12:55:20 PM

Forest (Survivor Aichi)

-Yeah, it would be a disadvantage for him...-

"I see what you mean..."

-All Aichi can do is hope that Xenos just ignores them if he sees them...-

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1314744: May 22nd 2018 at 1:08:38 PM

Either way.

You can probably relax.

Hell- I could probably find you a better weapon than that piece of metal on your back.

That thing's usually only used for prying things open, after all.

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CrystalMemoria Since: Aug, 2017
#1314745: May 22nd 2018 at 1:13:44 PM

Forest (Survivor Aichi)

-Probably safe... It's the best Aichi's going to get...-

"W-Well, I've been thinking about figuring out how to use a gun, but I'm not sure..."

-He's never used one before...-

-And as for the piece of metal on his back...-

"...This crowbar is what's kept me alive this long and... it keeps me closer to my friends. I can't get rid of it."

-He's attached to this crowbar.-

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1314746: May 22nd 2018 at 1:16:14 PM

I'm not saying throw the crowbar away, geez.

That's good iron.

I'm just suggesting to get more weapons.

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CrystalMemoria Since: Aug, 2017
#1314747: May 22nd 2018 at 1:18:31 PM

Forest (Survivor Aichi)

-R-Right... He doesn't have to throw it away...-

"...What would you recommend? I've never handled weapons before..."

-...At least outside of Vanguard and his astral body possessing a unit.-

edited 22nd May '18 1:19:02 PM by CrystalMemoria

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1314748: May 22nd 2018 at 1:22:48 PM

Well tell me what you're killing, first.

Tell me everything you know about 'em.

Honestly asking the guy that destroys worlds as a hobbies for weapons advice is probably the best thing you can do, if you think about it.

At least you know that I know my stuff.

edited 22nd May '18 1:23:01 PM by RegularDefender

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CrystalMemoria Since: Aug, 2017
#1314749: May 22nd 2018 at 1:33:19 PM

Forest (Survivor Aichi)

-Aichi cringes. He doesn't really want to get into details after how he reacted the last time...-

-...He could call them zombies... He doesn't want to call them that (He completely and utterly refuses to acknowledge them as such...), but they basically are...-

-The guy's basically in denial about them... Doing his best to call them 'Youmu' for the sake of keeping himself going (The idea of a zombie apocalypse is extremely overwhelming and he's afraid of the undead...).-

-Refer to them as something else and it becomes a bit easier to deal with.-

"They're... like zombies..."

-He shudders upon saying it.-

"Fast... they eat the flesh of people... and nothing stops them except destroying their heads..."

"T-They're everywhere too... It's almost impossible to find someplace back home that doesn't have a massive swarm of them..."

-STOP THERE, AICHI! He can almost feel like they're surrounding him again...-

-Aichi takes a deep breath and exhales. He has to calm down...-

"...Is that a good enough description?"

edited 22nd May '18 1:33:33 PM by CrystalMemoria

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1314750: May 22nd 2018 at 1:40:16 PM

Mmmm-hmmm...

Yeah, that'll work.

My advice to you, is this:

Crossbows.

Don't need to train up your strength like a bow-

Plenty of power to destroy the brain.

Renewable and easy to manufacture ammunition.

Much better than a gun, in what I'm guessing is an apocalyptic scenario.

Since y'know- guns take a lot more maintenance and aren't as easy to make ammo for.

Maybe see whether you could get a repeating crossbow, but not many people make 'em.

Disadvantage is of course- with a non-repeating crossbow, that you only have one shot before you need to load another bolt...

But I'm sure you're smart enough to avoid the swarms.

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