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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1310851: Apr 15th 2018 at 6:43:12 PM

I've spoken to humans before- they have a lot of criticisms about zombies!

For one thing- apparently we tend to smell bad.

Due to the rotting. That's the other thing- they like their skin to not be rotting. They think it looks better that way.

The immortality isn't even that good according to some of them because they're not like- vampires who can be charming. They don't think we're charming!

There's also the whole- being dead thing that they don't really like for some reason.

Which- speaking as a spirit- I am also on that fence.

I just anchored myself to this corpse when it was fresh, and couldn't do anything about the skin changing colour...

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1310853: Apr 15th 2018 at 6:44:21 PM

"Was he blonde? With ears like mine?"

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1310854: Apr 15th 2018 at 6:46:28 PM

"Hey, I don't smell!"

-It's weird, she doesn't-

-...Also, that's the part she latched onto?-

"Uhh, no, he was a cyclops who said he was a good role model for children."

edited 15th Apr '18 6:46:59 PM by Randomman5

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1310855: Apr 15th 2018 at 6:51:06 PM

The Witch and her Familiar stood at a cautious ease.

"Oh, Salutations!"

"Hush, Caliban."

She took a look up at the sky, tipping her hat back just an inch to do so.

"Good Evening."

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1310856: Apr 15th 2018 at 6:59:07 PM

Neither do I! But that's always the claim.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1310857: Apr 15th 2018 at 7:03:48 PM

"...Yeah, that ain't him."

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1310859: Apr 15th 2018 at 7:07:24 PM

-Aria is sitting in the grass outside, working on her hand with a screwdriver-

-A toolbox beside her-

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1310860: Apr 15th 2018 at 7:08:32 PM

"I am Alchemist Mercurial Absinthe of the Loyal Follower's Guild and this is Caliban, my familiar. Of what branch do you come from? Your countenance suggests a particular craft."

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1310861: Apr 15th 2018 at 7:13:57 PM

(Aww, look who it is pulling up alongside, Aria, but your good friend Claudia.)

...A— a-arrrre you o-okayhhh...?

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1310862: Apr 15th 2018 at 7:15:46 PM

Yeah, there's this... I was doing some maintenance and this little bug crawled in there and if I move my hand the plates might squish it...

-Gentle prods-

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1310863: Apr 15th 2018 at 7:18:42 PM

...O-ohhh... Wh— hh... wh-what k-kinda bughhh...?

(Moves a bit closer, squinting down at Aria's hand.)

edited 15th Apr '18 7:18:48 PM by MobileLeprechaun

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1310864: Apr 15th 2018 at 7:21:23 PM

The red kind?

-It's a little ladybird, down in the shiny metal split between her palm and knuckles-

-Aria's efforts are only scaring it in further-

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1310866: Apr 15th 2018 at 7:28:34 PM

...A-a coccinella... Hh... M-maybe try a—... and bl-blow on it...?

(Is staying very still.)

...S-ssssuperstiousssth people th— think they bring... hh... g-good luck...

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1310867: Apr 15th 2018 at 7:29:32 PM

"...Charming."

"Abs, you don't thi-"

"Really, Caliban. How many times do I need to tell you. Silence. Do pardon my companion. He's a regular chattermouth for a dead man. Regardless, I hardly meant cult. Are you really unfamiliar with the Guilds?"

edited 15th Apr '18 7:29:55 PM by ImmortalFaust

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SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1310868: Apr 15th 2018 at 7:31:28 PM

Blow on it...?

-She concentrates on her air coolant intakes, then blows gently-

-The ladybird absconds and flutters off, landing on Claudia's cheek-

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1310869: Apr 15th 2018 at 7:31:41 PM

"I mean, excuse me, I shower."

"I figured."

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1310870: Apr 15th 2018 at 7:31:43 PM

"Guilds are for shoemaking and woodworking two-hundred years ago."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1310871: Apr 15th 2018 at 7:33:20 PM

I just lie face-down in the water for a bit. Otherwise I just use my own spiritual magic!~

Sometimes people think I've drowned.

Really scared the spirit sages at first. They're used to it now though~

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1310872: Apr 15th 2018 at 7:33:49 PM

"Wait, magic cleaning is a thing?"

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1310873: Apr 15th 2018 at 7:35:30 PM

"And offensive. The Alchemical Guild has only just celebrated its hundredth anniversary but a few years ago."

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1310874: Apr 15th 2018 at 7:36:45 PM

…!

(Gives a soft little chuckle, eyes following it as it crawls around.)

...I-insectsssthhh are... s-so primitive... l-like simple machines...

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1310875: Apr 15th 2018 at 7:37:19 PM

"Evidently, I am ignorant of your land's culture."


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