.....
-'This man must be pulling my leg,' he thought to himself. Kinnikuman isn't real. The only real cartoon character is Tiger Mask.-
-The Rainmaker would have questioned this obviously insane man further, had a large, muscular cat not spilled suddenly out of a nearby pantry.-
......
-He looked over at the unconscious cat, snoozing away. Insulted by its lazy demeanor.-
.....
-He felt a great disdain for this cat already. A divide in species was no excuse for this oversized feline to not know who he was...The art of professional wrestling was a universal language, even a cat should have been able to understand it. And if a cat could walk like a man, and talk like a man, and bodybuild like a man, it had no excuse to not watch wrestling.-
....?
-The sound of a challenge rung out in the Rainmaker's ears, and he turned his attention back toward the mental patient in a mask. His true intentions, revealed....-
...Was this your plan from the start? To get a title match out of me?
edited 7th Apr '18 1:13:27 PM by MacDuffy
Ah, a wrestler?
I guess that makes sense. I mean, humans usually have a reason to be that size, right? I don't really watch it though. Tends to be on during new episodes of my favorite anime...
-Cliff, sticks his paw under his scarf to lick his chip-stained fur-
I'm Cliff, new guy!
edited 7th Apr '18 1:23:11 PM by Tatsumar
Deer.....
-Was this some sort of psychological tactic? A ruse meant to enrage him to the point of agreeing with the wrestler's challenge? He found such a thing to be particularly insulting, which meant it was working.-
-He stood to his feet, looking back over at Kinnikuman with an irritated glare-
Do you think I'm just going to hand some nobody a wrestling match with me?
-she takes it and gets to work-
-okay so there's her, and she's around trees... and a bear showed up-
-she went to see the bear, but it got ready to attack..-
-anna then draws black line around her that go in the bear, she scribbles the bear out and draws something on her face-
edited 7th Apr '18 1:32:42 PM by Lilqueendaisy
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!Wrestling Ring
(An anger mark appears on Kinnikuman's face)
(@Rainmaker) A nobody, you say? Would a nobody be a two-time winner of the Chojin Olympics, be a winner of a tag-tournament and be winner of the Scramble for the Kinniku Throne tournament? (holds up the Chojin Olympics belt as proof while he enters the ring.)
(@Cliff) Sorry, you had to see that...
Main Room (Aichi)
-...-
-...-
-...SHE WAS ATTACKED BY A BEAR?!-
"Ehhhhhhhhh?!"
-SHE GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH A BEAR?!-
"Y-Y-You fought a bear?!"
-He's really glad she's not hurt!-
"I-I didn't know there were bears in the forest around here... I-I'm really sorry... I would have warned you if I knew..."
-He... doesn't seem to have realized the implication that Anna killed said bear.-
"You really could have gotten hurt..."
edited 7th Apr '18 1:41:26 PM by CrystalMemoria
-He dismissively waved the masked deviant off. A rote memorization of some cartoon and a prop belt would not intimidate him...-
I have no time for your false accomplishments. I am a real wrestler, and a real champion.
-He smugly gestured toward his own lavish belt, wrapped around his waist.-
Of course, if you were legitimate, you ought to have known that...
edited 7th Apr '18 2:10:56 PM by MacDuffy

?
-turns back to aichi, her hair's still wet-
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!