-Dick peeks his head into the kitchen-
-Atop the fridge sits a small girl with white hair and pruple horns and...hey-
-she's glaring at Richard-
I didn't do ANYTHING! You can't arrest me! This place is like Switzerland! No one gets arrested there!
Volta I don't think that's totally true-
Shush! You are only allowed to refer me as Zozo! The Great and Powerful!
Vo...Zozo...I'm not here to get you in-
-a marshmellow pings off Dick's forehead-
...
All our wishes can come trueYou could...say that-
-another marshmallow hits him on the cheek-
...
-as another one flies near him he stantches it out of the air and eats it-
Oh pttbb...stupid ninja skills.
Would you get down from there?! You're gonna break your ankle and then both Joker AND my boss are gonna kill me...
-she begrudgingly slides down off of it, and lets Dick help her down and hold her little body in his arms-
-she's pouting at him as he carries her to the main room-
This is my dumb older brother Nightwing...
Uh, hey, secret identity?
Oh please 'butt-boy', this isn't Gotham, if you haven't guessed that yet. And besides, you and us both know the ONLY person back home who hasn't figured it out is Riddler.
....please do not call me 'butt-boy'
-...butt-boy?-
All our wishes can come true-Volta just gets this huge grin on her face-
...I really hate the fact that Joker taught you to do...that with your face.
Oh allll the normie girls back home just loooveee him to peices...well...one peice in particular.
Alright young lady I think that's quite enough of tha-
If you read the comments sections of news articles about Nightwing I swear like, half the comments are about this guy's rear end, usually written by way too easily excitable fangirls.
Yes, and the other comments are full of things a kid like you shouldn't be reading!
Aww, relax, Grayson, Harley installed a word filter on my stuff, now all the bad words are things like 'kittens' and 'free ice cream', makes reading things online both weirder, and more amusing.
All our wishes can come trueKitchen
(Kinnikuman is happily cooking up a storm while singing one of his theme songs
. There's a pile of beef bowls in the corner.)
edited 1st Apr '18 11:18:41 AM by josh6243
-Yuu eventually wakes up and hops out of bed! Already giggling, he dashes down the stairs to rejoin the group.-
flag edit: nonbinary flag but Luigi

-Alloran is sitting out in the open outside-
-He's staring off into the stars as he thinks to himself-
<At least he's safe. Now all I need to do... is prepare.>
Deer