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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1307101: Mar 12th 2018 at 7:12:11 PM

-He nods and waves dismissively-

That's understandable. Everybody's an amateur as a parent when they start out.

...Maybe you can use this as an opportunity to make peace with your mother.

edited 12th Mar '18 7:12:22 PM by MacDuffy

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1307102: Mar 12th 2018 at 7:13:38 PM

"I thought I did when we...'reunited' but I still have these reservations...plus, she kinda creeps people out."

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1307103: Mar 12th 2018 at 7:17:58 PM

...'Creeps people out ' in what way?

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1307104: Mar 12th 2018 at 7:18:57 PM

"Her people skills are nonexistent. She speaks in a monotone 93.74% of the time. I calculated."

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1307106: Mar 12th 2018 at 7:23:55 PM

"...Yes?"

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1307107: Mar 12th 2018 at 7:24:46 PM

....I guess she passed some things onto you then, huh.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1307108: Mar 12th 2018 at 7:26:04 PM

"Wh-what do you mean?"

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1307109: Mar 12th 2018 at 7:40:30 PM

Who calculates that sort of thing?

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1307110: Mar 12th 2018 at 7:41:58 PM

"...Someone with a brain the size of the Sun and took much time on her hands?"

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1307111: Mar 12th 2018 at 7:50:45 PM

Well, someone's confident in their intelligence.

-POINT-

But you evidently lack in social graces! Are you even aware how odd dropping those kinds of numbered percentages in the middle of casual conversation is?

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1307112: Mar 12th 2018 at 7:52:09 PM

"...Evidently not."

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1307113: Mar 12th 2018 at 8:00:20 PM

....

-He clears his throat, and adjusts his lapel-

....Yes, well-....I suppose that's the sort of things you just never got to learn, as a child.

....I can sympathize with your situation: my own parents are bit of a pain, as well.

edited 12th Mar '18 8:00:57 PM by MacDuffy

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1307114: Mar 12th 2018 at 8:01:03 PM

"They are?"

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1307115: Mar 12th 2018 at 8:02:46 PM

Oh, certainly! Always pestering me on and on about the choices I've made in life. "Oh, Reigen, quit that ridiculous profession of yours." "OH, Reigen! Become a masseuse!" "OH, Reigen, don't you have any FRIENDS, Reigen??"

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1307116: Mar 12th 2018 at 8:04:01 PM

{...At least his were around.}

"That sounds...annoying."

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1307117: Mar 12th 2018 at 8:06:01 PM

Torture. It was my decision as a grown man to take up the job of solving spirtual conundrums, and they simply won't acknowledge that...

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1307118: Mar 12th 2018 at 8:06:16 PM

"...'Spiritual?'"

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1307119: Mar 12th 2018 at 8:14:55 PM

That's right!

-With a series of flashy, well-trained movements, he PULLS out a business card and hands it right to her-

I'm not called the Genius Psychic for nothing, you know.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1307120: Mar 12th 2018 at 8:15:21 PM

"Hmm..."

-Takes it-

"...bit of a long shot, but...ever hear, say, an...'out of body experience?'"

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1307121: Mar 12th 2018 at 8:17:01 PM

Oh, yes- all the time. It's a regularly-occurring phenomenon.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1307122: Mar 12th 2018 at 8:17:29 PM

"So, what about if, say...two people had one and wound up...swapping."

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1307123: Mar 12th 2018 at 8:27:59 PM

It's Fucking Trudy In The Kitchen And She has Too Many Breadsticks

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1307125: Mar 12th 2018 at 8:52:23 PM

β€œEr...yeah. Hypothetically.”


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