(In today's episode of the antics of the Gjallarhorn soldiers, Michael and Julieta are slowly making their way through the forest.)
Sir, are you sure this is wise? He could have set up traps for us.
Relax, Julieta, he doesn't about the armours. And he doesn't know you, so I doubt he would be prepared for that...
Even so, Specialist-Captain, this worries me.
That's totally normal.
(...They walk a little more for a few moments before Julieta asks a question) Who was he?
"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."-the note reads-
-"If you're reading this, then you have found one of my sets of decoys. There's many others like this out in the forest."-
-"But just to make things more interesting for you. One of the decoys has another note inside of it. It'll contain a clue as to where I am. The other two have bombs inside them. Pressure-activated. So when you break open the mannequin... well. Lets just say it's danger close. "-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

You're right, it's not! It's a handsome haircut in fact, thank you very much.