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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1306101: Mar 7th 2018 at 9:02:36 PM

Thank you, kind Reigen-sama! I will have some indeed!

(takes a bite of that raw onion without a moment's hesitation)

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1306102: Mar 7th 2018 at 9:04:48 PM

Horror Behold You Reimu

she's behind you.

"Hello."

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1306103: Mar 7th 2018 at 9:06:59 PM

Would you like some seasoning with your meal?

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1306104: Mar 7th 2018 at 9:09:14 PM

Mm...! No, it's fine.

(once she swallows, she hands the onion back to Reigen, beaming)

Here! In 1959, for every bite of food we take from our guests, they must take three in return! Sacred hospitality - come, I insist!

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1306105: Mar 7th 2018 at 9:11:54 PM

....

-He takes the onion, and sets it down-

Oh yes, certainly! Here in the future we are one for sacred tradition!

Lemmie just season it a little bit, first.

-He takes the whole bag of table salt out from within his suit coat-

-And just opens it up and starts pouring the whole thing out onto the onion-

.....

-Staring unblinking at her as he does so-

...Don't that look tasty.

edited 7th Mar '18 9:12:16 PM by MacDuffy

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1306106: Mar 7th 2018 at 9:17:53 PM

...

(stares back unblinkingly as well, a light smile on her face)

That looks amazing! But hospitality indicates that salt, being worth its weight in gold, must be consumed entirely by the host. That way, they can preserve their wealth - no, take it entirely within their bodies! Eat it! I insist!

edited 7th Mar '18 9:18:09 PM by foxmccloud4387

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1306107: Mar 7th 2018 at 9:20:52 PM

Oh, don't you know? Well- of course not, you are from the past. In the Future, we've all adopted an aggressive policy of generosity! So we share our wealth with the needy!

-He pushes the mound of Salt and Onion towards her-

So please, in a show of good faith and tradition, accept my generosity.

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1306108: Mar 7th 2018 at 9:26:40 PM

Oh, no, no! Eat it!

(leers at him all of a sudden)

It's proof that you're not a communist.

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1306109: Mar 7th 2018 at 9:30:26 PM

Oh, but I'm just giving it to you out of the kindness of my own heart, as a citizen of the Future!

-Sudden glare-

What are you, a fascist.

edited 7th Mar '18 9:30:45 PM by MacDuffy

TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1306110: Mar 7th 2018 at 9:31:08 PM

...Hello? Do you need something?

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1306112: Mar 7th 2018 at 9:38:14 PM

No... I must politely refuse! It's the moral thing to do!

I know you are, but what am I.

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1306113: Mar 7th 2018 at 9:41:09 PM

Oh, but you simply must experience the joys of our marvelous time period! You just look so miserable and haggard and hideous.

TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1306114: Mar 7th 2018 at 9:43:46 PM

I am Reimu Hakurei, shrine maiden of the Hakurei Shrine. You?

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1306115: Mar 7th 2018 at 9:45:25 PM

Oh, I am charmed! Where I come from, "hideous" means "drop-dead sexy!"

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1306116: Mar 7th 2018 at 9:49:59 PM

"I'm... Milly. That's what I'm called."

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1306117: Mar 7th 2018 at 9:50:38 PM

Oh the definition is something VERY different nowadays.

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1306118: Mar 7th 2018 at 9:52:50 PM

(chuckles, folding her arms)

Geeze... you haven't changed a bit, have you?

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1306119: Mar 7th 2018 at 9:55:57 PM

....?

-Raises an eyebrow briefly, then lowers it-

If you're trying to switch to the old "We used to know each other" bit, you're a bit late for that.

edited 7th Mar '18 9:56:28 PM by MacDuffy

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1306120: Mar 7th 2018 at 9:57:47 PM

No... I suppose we've never actually met per se. But you remember, don't you? This face, this arm...?

(holds up her karakuri hand)

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1306121: Mar 7th 2018 at 9:59:30 PM

.....?

-He SQUINTS, looking up and down at her-

TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1306122: Mar 7th 2018 at 10:00:44 PM

Milly...an interesting name.

...Are you alright? You look malnourished.

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1306123: Mar 7th 2018 at 10:05:03 PM

C'monnnn... you should remember, Good Samaritan.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1306125: Mar 7th 2018 at 10:25:52 PM

....!!

-He looks back up at her-

...Hold on a second...You're that girl, aren't you? From that time in the basement...


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