I taught myself, and sometimes the internet taught me...but mostly I just do it myself...
-she leans back on her hands, legs pulled up to her chest-
Arkham is a haunted mansion on an island back home. There's catacombs underneath it, but I'm not allowed to go down there. Nobody is, not even Uncle...I think they probably go on forever.
-she pauses-
But a nice dryad named Ivy planted climbing vines on the island when she was still human, so now every spring there's just this little burst of pink and purple on all the black. The gaurds there try to cut them down but they always come back.
-she extends a paint-smuged hand towards Lili to shake it-
My name is Volta, or, well, Voltaire, but everyone calls me Volta, what's your name?
edited 7th Mar '18 6:49:17 PM by Lunarcat
All our wishes can come trueActually, I-
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....You do, as a matter of fact! Dreadful thing, likes to give nightmares to whoever sleeps on it.
-He SLOOOOWLY scoots his way out from under the couch, and stands up, dusting himself off-
I was in the middle of investigating it when I overheard your spirit discussion.
-He glances between the two, looking at Dot with a measure of recognition-
Having ghost troubles of your own?...
Main Room
Of course, I live here.... However, it's annoying dealing with my roommate, Marcia.
{I'm not your roommate! We're two facets of the same body. Quit lying!}
{Alright. Do you want her to find out? }
{No. She'll find us weird.}
(The trio may find Lili striking up a friendly conversation with Volta.)
edited 7th Mar '18 7:06:25 PM by josh6243
.....You sure? Not a single thing out of the ordinary? No soreness, or achiness, or....
...Ah-..YES, the ghost in the couch. Ah....
-He briefly looks back at the Couch-
...They SAY....that these evil spirits are born from people who died as a result of their own laziness....Those who sit in a couch possessed by one will feel more and more lethargic and unmotivated as they sit.....
-He moves about all Theatrical and spooooooky-
Eventually, you are lulled into a sleep, and it's then that the creature instills horrible nightmares in you, invading them to suck the life force RIGHT out of you.....
edited 7th Mar '18 7:07:54 PM by MacDuffy

-Maou leans in close to Link-
"This kinda thing common around here...?