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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1305976: Mar 7th 2018 at 5:04:51 PM

-The three stop upon seeing Alice, though they don't seem too confused by her either-

"Er, Sire?"

"A...demon...maybe? Heck if I know, doesn't look like one I've ever seen."

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1305977: Mar 7th 2018 at 5:08:11 PM

Personal swordsmith of the king of China. King wanted him to make a sword that could reach the realm of the gods, but gave him way too little time. 'Course, disobeying the king means death, so he was out of options.

...At least until his wife, Mo Ye, jumped on the forge to infuse the metal with sufficient qi.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1305979: Mar 7th 2018 at 5:12:09 PM

"A box."

"So I'm guessing there's no actual donuts left?"

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1305980: Mar 7th 2018 at 5:12:25 PM

...Quite an unhappy legend for everyone involved, it sounds like. Hopefully that didn't actually happen.

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1305981: Mar 7th 2018 at 5:14:15 PM

Well, that's what happens when you have too many restrictions. But, hey, he got two godly swords out of it.

...And then it all became moot when he withheld one of the swords from the king, which caused him to get killed and set his son on a revenge quest... yeah, not the happiest of legends.

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1305982: Mar 7th 2018 at 5:17:37 PM

So if everyone died, then what was the point? It doesn't matter if you made something wonderful if you're dead and can't do anything with it.

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1305983: Mar 7th 2018 at 5:17:38 PM

"In the forest?"

dead devotion
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1305984: Mar 7th 2018 at 5:19:24 PM

...Iunno. Isn't that just how tragedies work?

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1305985: Mar 7th 2018 at 5:19:39 PM

   "No, I found it in the trash."   

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1305986: Mar 7th 2018 at 5:20:54 PM

"Damn it...been living on nothing but convenience store pork bowls lately..."

"Why were you looking in the trash? That's...just unsanitary."

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1305987: Mar 7th 2018 at 5:22:39 PM

"No, I mean... you're eating it here when you found it there?"

dead devotion
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1305988: Mar 7th 2018 at 5:25:24 PM

It's just a terrible waste of lives and talent...

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1305989: Mar 7th 2018 at 5:29:10 PM

   "I do it all the time... There's good stuff, honestly!"   

Lunkk

   "... Don't you eat on the go?"   

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1305990: Mar 7th 2018 at 5:30:41 PM

"I think I'm gonna be sick."

"Still more edible than half the stuff from the convenience store."

"Y'mean the stuff you've been feeding me?!"

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1305991: Mar 7th 2018 at 5:40:51 PM

Like you said, it's a legend. But... where I come from, legends have a way of coming true. Or were they always true to begin with...?

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1305992: Mar 7th 2018 at 5:41:30 PM

"Not... really?"

dead devotion
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1305993: Mar 7th 2018 at 5:45:29 PM

...That sounds like an advertisement for a book. Or a show.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1305994: Mar 7th 2018 at 5:47:02 PM

   "-link- ... That's weird. -Clerks 2: Clerk Anime- ... Can I have some?"   

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1305995: Mar 7th 2018 at 5:53:30 PM

"Well, we don't have any with us, we showed up here outta nowhere. Name's Sadao Maou."

"Shiro Ashiya..."

"Hanzo Urushihara."

edited 7th Mar '18 5:56:56 PM by Randomman5

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1305996: Mar 7th 2018 at 5:54:02 PM

"It just isn't something I do back home."

dead devotion
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1305997: Mar 7th 2018 at 6:02:14 PM

...

...Huh. Now that I've thought about it, the Holy Grail War would make a great book.

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1305998: Mar 7th 2018 at 6:07:42 PM

Don't most wars?

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1305999: Mar 7th 2018 at 6:15:17 PM

Yeah, but this one's different. It's like a battle royale between legendary figures.

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1306000: Mar 7th 2018 at 6:23:26 PM

That's... weird. What would dead people fight over?


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