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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1303001: Feb 25th 2018 at 9:33:59 PM

"I do, sometimes! Eires shows me cool movies and stuff...some of them I'm not supposed to tell my mom that I saw. Too mature or something. Nothing, like...bad, just...my mom is kinda protective. But...you knew that."

edited 25th Feb '18 9:34:08 PM by Randomman5

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1303002: Feb 25th 2018 at 9:40:18 PM

"... Okay, violent, or..."

"... Hey, don't hog it..."

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1303003: Feb 25th 2018 at 9:41:29 PM

"There was blood. And swearing."

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1303004: Feb 25th 2018 at 9:42:29 PM

(one more puff and...)

...Hm. I ain't getting anything from this...

(with a disappointed pout, she hands it back to Suzy)

You got any real strong stuff? Like, "will actually kill a normal human" stuff?

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1303005: Feb 25th 2018 at 9:49:47 PM

"... No. Because I have no purpose carrying something that kills me."

"... Well... could be worse."

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1303006: Feb 25th 2018 at 9:51:04 PM

"How...?"

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1303007: Feb 25th 2018 at 9:53:13 PM

Meh. Figures.

(takes a seat on the ground, looking up at Sooz)

I would ask for your weed guy, but the missus would probably literally kill me for getting into weed. It's a real dilemma...

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1303008: Feb 25th 2018 at 9:56:40 PM

"Weed guy's my mom, anyway. Where were you born, the nineties?"

"... Nothing! Nothing at all! Eheheheheee~!"

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1303009: Feb 25th 2018 at 10:00:52 PM

Eh, more like the Sengoku period. Either way, I never really relied on the stuff - alcohol's more my thing. And I can get away with it.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1303010: Feb 25th 2018 at 10:03:47 PM

“Huh...?”

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1303011: Feb 25th 2018 at 10:09:46 PM

"Dude, alcohol actually messes you up if you drink it that much..."

"... Quickly! Name five species of pigeon!"

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1303012: Feb 25th 2018 at 10:13:21 PM

Yeah, but it's legal! And I'm superhuman, so I could prolly drink an entire Oktoberfest before getting slightly hammered.

...Which is honestly why I asked for literal deadly marijuana, since that shit you got there? I don't feel it one bit cause of my extra durability. Sucks eggs.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1303013: Feb 25th 2018 at 10:22:17 PM

"It's literally impossible to overdose on marijuana. It's basically been proven..."

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1303014: Feb 25th 2018 at 10:24:43 PM

Mm... I'll have to talk to my wife about it. I mean, I don't think I'll hurt myself by blazing it, but she's gonna get worried.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1303015: Feb 25th 2018 at 10:31:36 PM

"That's what I told mom. But her weirdness won out."

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1303016: Feb 25th 2018 at 10:35:14 PM

Heh. Hard to say if you're lucky or not.

So how long've you been a pizza girl, uh... what's your name? Couldn't catch your nametag considering literally everything that happened that night.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1303017: Feb 25th 2018 at 10:41:47 PM

"I'm Suzy. I've been doing pizza for like, a month..."

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1303018: Feb 25th 2018 at 10:42:30 PM

Ooh, least it means you got a rhythm.

Also, I'm Muramasa. Most people here call me Mura, though.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1303019: Feb 25th 2018 at 10:49:22 PM

"... Nice to meet you. -reaches for a spot between her WINGS, scratching a bit-"

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1303020: Feb 25th 2018 at 10:52:28 PM

...You fly? Cause I can see that being a major boon for the whole "Joe's Pizza 29-minute guarantee." Or whatever it's called, I don't really remember the phonebook I got it from.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1303021: Feb 25th 2018 at 11:00:09 PM

"I'm not that fast in the air. Scooter's faster, honestly."

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1303022: Feb 25th 2018 at 11:02:53 PM

Scooter doesn't exactly get very far in 30 minutes... well, in urban environments it beats cars. Hmm...

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1303023: Feb 25th 2018 at 11:17:46 PM

"Future scooter, man. Besides, saving for an actual car."

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1303024: Feb 25th 2018 at 11:19:42 PM

Why not save up for some, iunno, wing upgrades? Master the air and you'll never get into a traffic jam. If those still exist.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1303025: Feb 25th 2018 at 11:24:36 PM

"... These aren't cybernetics or anything. I can't upgrade them."


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