Hmm, well this is gonna take a while.
Anyways what are you looking at? Didn't think people'd stick holograms on their wrist...
(is... she talking to you, Leos?)
>("Lemme do it.")
("Gotcha, Link.")
(Blink doesn't mean to brag, but he's beaten Level IV Scouts before. So he'd be safer in case of the worst.)
>("Experimentation!")
("Hmm... nah.")
(Whatever Blink salvaged, he tossed into a cooking pot. Sometimes he would get a tasty meal, sometimes he would get a really useful potion... and, sometimes, he would get Dubious Food. A meal so grotesque, even the Calamity Ganon would balk at it.)
"Giant enemy monster?" That isn't that complicated.
Mm.
(The Calamity gave way to a few independent city-states, places that had to fund their own soldiers out of necessity - and which made it all the way through to the end of Ganon's fall. Blink figures that all the new army's gotta do is make life easier for these states - make their tribute count, and not just on paper.)
(A Pax Hylia, if he may.)
Hey, I wasn't the one suffocating. I found it funny, y'know?
Sporadic, classes coming up soon

...Oh!
(Guardian Scouts! Blink remembers those. They're kinda cute.)
(...And deadly.)
(Especially since the Monks liked to use them to test him.)
(Muramasa is down in the kitchen, hands on her hips as she watches the microwave go)
Really gotta ask Moni to cook... not outta sexism or anything, just the fact I can't do TV dinners for the rest of my life...