...Ah, compañera!
(Simón perks up, wagging his little pup tail and scampering over to Aria's side.)
What a stylishly utilitarian new style you have selected for yourself! Ah, and you have come at a very opportune time as well! I— I have the honor of seeing the most glorious and powerful of all my compañeros hermanos, the Great Leviathan himself!
(Wiggles around while wagging with glee.)
…
(The massive beast lifts its head, white and dagger-sharp teeth glistening within its great maw as it opens it slightly...)
...Girl only speak in English, yes? Sad...
(...that's a tinny and sad little voice coming out of that big guy.)
Is he not magnificent?! I am teaching him to speak your tongue. English, whether we like it or not, is the lingua franca of our world today, though perhaps soon enough, it will be Russian.
…!
(Startles a bit before he realizes it's just Marcia.)
...Oh, goodness, erm... Hello, Marcia. I'm— I'm just a bit under the weather, is all... Recovering from an, erm... procedure, I suppose it can be called.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Eires clenched their fist again, solidly, and the traces of viscera continued to disappear, layers of muscle and vein and skin smoothing over the damage.
"What's it matter to you?"
They fished their pack of cigarettes out, scowling at its inconvenient emptiness, and tossed it aside carelessly.
[forum cryptid: it/it's]Main Room - (Aichi)
-All right, so Aichi needs to go find someone or something... There's Marcia and Park in here at least...-
"Um... Did anyone order ramen? We need to pay the deliveryman..."
-He's asking pretty much everyone in the vicinity. He's trying to speak up, but sadly this is Aichi we're talking about.-
I could try and speak his language... I didn't know how to talk until I scanned someone.
-She stands up-
Would it be okay, sir leviathan, if I scanned you? Just for your language?
I protect the faithful from destructive beasts. I am determining where you fall in that dichotomy.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?...Hrmm.
Well, if you say he's got interests that are elsewhere... I say keep casting your line. The whole "many fish in the sea" thing isn't just corny, y'know.
......
(Link can't help but think that isn't very helpful...)
(...Nonetheless.)
("Ready to go?")
("Are those Duel Monsters?")
>("What's even your name?")
Soup...? Oh, that would be—
(OOOP Aichi said the magic word and attracted the notice of the literal mutant Korean.)
...Oh, ramen...! It's been so long since I've had a good bowl of ramen...
(Tries to unwrap himself from his blanket-burrito a bit, fumbling about in his pockets for his wallet.)
...If want... Will not make better, your life, Russian is language of suffering...
Ay, hermano, take heart! Aria is a good friend indeed, and surely her love and devotion will fill your melancholy heart with courage and strength.
(...he just pat the big fish thing on its nose.)
(sighhhh...)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Main Room
'zzat so? Well... I know some people that still don't get modern stuff like this neither, so I guess you're fine!-He snaps to Park, BUSINESS gleaming in his eyes-
-He opens the box in front of him to let the piping, delicious aroma assault his nose like an even warmer blanket-
You gonna take this? 20 zents is all I need pal!
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanHrm.
Do you intend harm to the faithful?
-Aria stands up, then her eyes shine blue as a laser shoots from them, scanning the big leviathan like he were a barcode-
-Rather than try and take his form, which would expend enough energy to kill her thrice over, she just goes over his comprehension region of the brain and adopts his language-
<Now we may speak!>
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Main Room
(@Aichi) (glances at Aichi) I, uh, don't r-remember ordering ramen...
{Alright, Lili. Did you order ramen while I was in your mind?}
{Nope. Could you stop blaming me when things don't go your way?}
(@Park) Guess I don't have to make the soup...soup, then. Would you, um, like a nice, h-hot tea?

What are you?
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?