That...Is a secret. A secret only a select few may know.
-The tunnel goes a ways, before coming to stop at another hole, leading up into fresh air...!-
-The holographic message continues-
Well, you're in luck. Kaibacorp has arrived in your dimension, and set up shop. At Links Kaiba, we've got every game that's ever been played, ready for you to blow YOUR hard-earned working-class cash on....But that's not all. With Kaibacorp's state-of-the-art holographic technology, you can compete on a level you've never seen before, with our patented Duel Disk System!
-He SLAPS some kind of bladed gauntlet onto his wrist, and the blade suddenly extends out-
With my innovative Duel Disk, the game of Duel Monsters became more than just a dull little card game to be played on picnic tables. It became an unprecedented thrilling and intense battle for the ages! BEHOLD!
-He slaps a card on the blade, and suddenly a MIGHTY DRAGON appears at his side!-
But now I've innovated even further, AND branched out. Now your very own Duel Disk can be customized and formatted to work on almost any game you can think of! You want another card game? You got it. You wanna blow your cash on making it play checkers? Done.
edited 16th Feb '18 8:54:41 PM by MacDuffy
-He smiles at him-
Hayato Jin. And yours, masked man?
-POP out the hole he goes! In a spot of woods....-
-He can hear the faint sounds of Conversation, nearby...-
-The Holo-man clutches a DRAMATIC FIST-
But there's more! Purchasing your own Kaibacorp Brand Duel Disk doesn't just provide you with the DEFINITIVE game experience, it also registers you as an official Links Kaiba Duelist! This gives you lifetime eligibility to compete in every single one of our monthly gaming events!
This month's event? A free-for-all Battle Royale among game enthusiasts! Partake in games using your Kaibacorp Duel Disk System and earn K-Credit to exchange for special prizes at any Links Kaiba game shop near you.
edited 16th Feb '18 9:09:43 PM by MacDuffy
...Hah! Sounds like a stage persona. You a wrestler?
...?
-Hayato looks over at the approaching Rink-
So what are you waiting for, wimps, your parents' permission? Get your own Duel Disk and join the ultimate battle for supremacy! Let's find out who the TRUE King of Games really is!
Hehahahah!...HAA HAH HAH HAH HAH!
-The light quickly switches back to the KC Logo, before the cube shuts the light off-
If you'd like to hear the message again, please press the button.
edited 16th Feb '18 9:28:04 PM by MacDuffy
-Kinnikuman-
Ahhh, no kidding? I used to watch wrestling as a kid...
-RINK-
...Ah- good. Saves me the trouble of looking for you. Good timing, too, we've got work to finish.
The store closed an hour ago, anyway.
-YABBAWUUUUHH???-
-THE HOLOGRAM MAN....AM SITTING ON COUCH THERE??.......-
edited 16th Feb '18 9:34:18 PM by MacDuffy
....Hm? A twin sibling?
-KINNIKU-
...Ah- I'm afraid I've not.
I am that dude on the thing, genius.
-He's tippitytyping on a laptop on the couch, sipping a cuppatea-
It warms my heart to see a bunch of potential customers slavering at the chance to give me money, but as much as I'd like to, I can't replace retail workers with robots.
Yet.
So you'll have to wait until morning when the shop reopens, like everyone else.

Melody stood out on the roof again, apparently lost in thought.
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