-The box suddenly lets loose a BIG BEAM OF LIGHT WHICH SPREADS OUT AND FANS THE AREA OH NO LINK YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL-
-wait not the light's not doing anything....yet-
-It's just displaying the letters KC-
....?
-Hayato notices Kinnikuman waving, and politely waves back. What's a stranger doing all the way out here?....-
-No ladder or nothing, Rink. Looks like you'll have put your faith in your legs and jump...-
...
...Fuck it, we don't have a pastor and we're not in any real country.
(looks Moni in the eye, trembling a bit beyond her brave face)
Do you take me, Muramasa Sengo, to be your l... your wedded husband?
...
(Link almost draws his Master Sword, until he realizes it's nothing more than a message of some kind...)
Oh, just taking readings on this cave, for a personal project. You should steer clear, it's radioactive.
-DOWN YOU GOOOOO a short ways before landing in a cramped tunnel-
-Nowhere to go but forward....-
-The cube starts to play....music?
-
-Suddenly the image in the light changes to an intimidating-looking young man in a VERY sharp-looking white coat-
Greetings, Outerdimensional Dweebs. Are you content with sitting around in the middle of nowhere, sulking and contemplating your drab existence? Or do you wanna play some GAMES.

...Let's make this count, Moni. All the way to our own bitter ends.