I didn't ask for your help, Half-Pint. The only thing you did was risk my ass getting into trouble.
-He sits down on a stump at the encampment, setting down his basket and beginning to sort it out-
Do you know how much of an absolute headache civilian casualties are for me to deal with? "Oh, NEPHEW, we found this boy with half his LEG missing in the hunting grounds. How could you let this haaaaaappen, you're paying for his medical expenseeees..."
edited 7th Feb '18 7:59:18 PM by MacDuffy
-Frowns deeply-
<I have nothing but the greatest faith in the quality and effort expended upon your work here and must shower upon you my greatest, greatest and most sincere apologies for rejecting your offer- it should bring me nothing but sorrow to do so but I must do this in the name of my values and ethics...>
-Cocks her head at Eires-
I must inquire, then, as to why this is? What condition plagues you that so divorces yourself from myself? I do not understand this distance nor this painful hesitance and reluctance that you display in your dealings with me... All I desire, my friend, is to be your ally in this world and to understand you as a fellow person- I do not believe that this is so unreasonable or novel.

(pours two glasses of sake - one for her and one for him)
To shitty Masters we'll never miss.