-There appears to be plenty of shells-
-...Of different sizes and coloration, damned if you could tell which one does which, though-
-The beast, however, seems to have other ideas...It turns, and runs off at high speeds in retreat, dashing back into the darkness of the woods...-
-....with your sword still stuck in it shit-
-The individual in question comes into view
◊, carrying a basket full of assorted shrooms, plants, and giant beetles, with a truly titanic sword strapped across his back-
Hm, hm hmm-...Hm?
-He stands there, looking at Link-
....Who are you? And you did what?
-He looks at the cannon on the ground-
....
Did you touch my gun.
-Sorry for the wait!-
-Shakes her head, smiling somewhat sadly-
<Ah but I must decline your exceedingly benevolent and kindly offer, for as a Bonhomme I must not indulge in such worldly pleasures, not due to doctrine but good taste and consistency with our values, no? All things of this world shall pale in comparison to the relief we should face in abstaining. I am sure, however, and I regard with great sadness, that this confection is most delicious...>
-Looks at Eires, cocking her head-
Hm? Although I fail to concieve what discomfort my holy text may induce and bestow upon you, it is my first and foremost intention to prove myself an accomodating friend to you and your person, and in thus interest I shall comply with your request and rid your presence of that of my Bible.
-Smiles politely and places it in the folds of her cloak-
Such a thing is fair enough- for I understand that our lives, our tiresome, irksome times upon this earth is filled with toil and filled with pain. Such a viewpoint as the one you espouse is wholly understandable and sympathetic and I should hope to prove a kindly ear to your person. This being stated, I should hope to hear more about yourself as per our arrangement?

Bumped off the— ohh. Hmm...
...Let's just say "Kaleidoscope" and call it a day. Anyways, you know him, right?