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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1299401: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:12:14 PM

Well, geez, I guess you're just Ms. Expert, huh?

Kill a boar and bring her the head.

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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1299402: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:13:41 PM

He rolls to the side before his jaws can reach him, then gets onto his feet.

"This dude gets mad at me, then fuck 'em."

He sprints in the direction of the gun, arm outstretched to grab it by the handle.

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ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1299403: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:14:48 PM

Eires paused after her "spiel", considering. Their eyes glanced at the Bible and they frowned, looking just a bit ill...well, as much as a corpse can look ill.

"...Put the book away and I'll consider it."

edited 7th Feb '18 7:34:47 PM by ImmortalFaust

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1299404: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:14:57 PM

What, and let you Fionn your way to Monika's hips? No sirree.

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1299405: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:15:45 PM

-scoffs-

Lemme see where you're starting from. What's your idea of romance?

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1299406: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:19:05 PM

Make her feel happy to have you in her life. Be her anchor, and not in the possessive way.

Basically all that stuff you said, just without the cheese metaphor. And the pig. She's vegetarian, you know...

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1299407: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:32:33 PM

-GUN GET-

-hhhhooooo boy this thing is heavy-

-The creature is lunging open-mouthed again...!!-

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1299408: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:32:59 PM

You're not supposed to eat the boar head! It's a token. Like killing a big spooky monster in her name.

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1299409: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:35:30 PM

...Do you remember any of your past Holy Grail Wars? And if you do, did any of them involve getting slapped in the face or given a restraining order?

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1299410: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:38:17 PM

-puts a hand on his hip-

As it so happens... my first master was super smitten with me, actually.

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1299411: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:41:09 PM

I'm guessing it has less to do with 1st-century courtship and more due to your legend. Like, not gonna lie, my host body had a huge crush on King Arthur.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1299412: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:41:20 PM

"... You're kind of racist, too."

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1299413: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:42:22 PM

Stuck, he lifts the gun up, his hand feeling for the trigger and once upon it, pulls hard — with the barrel facing the inside of the monster's mouth.

edited 7th Feb '18 6:51:12 PM by Boxen

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ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#1299414: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:46:25 PM

I'm not racist! Shut up! You're the racist!

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1299415: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:49:19 PM

-BANG-

-THAT's a mighty hefty recoil-

-It bears fruit, however, as a shell blasts out the barrel of the gun, RIGHT into the beast's mouth-

-And then explodes-

-BOOOM-

-The creature is toppled onto its side, roaring in pain with its mouth ablaze!-

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1299416: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:52:05 PM

... -he looks very put-out-

You gotta ruin my fun, huh...

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1299417: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:54:13 PM

Did I hit a nerve?

...Like, seriously, I'm a bit afraid I triggered something.

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1299418: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:54:41 PM

He's knocked onto his back. He lifts his head up, disoriented. Then he throws the gun down, reaches for his sword, stands, and runs towards the beast's underbelly, trying to stab it.

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1299419: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:56:15 PM

-he looks back at her again-

Eh? What are you going on about?

-no he looks completely fine-

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1299420: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:57:54 PM

-The beasts underside is a better target, your sword sinking deeper into its flesh...!!-

-It snarls, however, and it quickly swings back to its feet, swiping its claws at Link with the sword still embedded in its underside...-

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1299421: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:59:09 PM

...Rewind a bit. That stuff about the shitty priest - I might know what you're talking about.

(she's staring a bit vacantly, like she's not looking at him...)

Well, not me me, my host body. I'm just looking at her memories a bit, hitting fast-forward, and... eeyup.

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1299422: Feb 7th 2018 at 7:02:14 PM

He's swiped and sent coursing through the air, eventually landing on the ground. He gets on his knees, hissing as his hand goes towards his chest — his armor's been torn, blood seeping out from the tears.

"Now I know how to kill you," he mutters as he presses on the tablet again, looking towards the encampment to see if there's any ammo left.

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1299423: Feb 7th 2018 at 7:08:05 PM

...

[1]

She's met a guy like this? And his name was...?

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1299424: Feb 7th 2018 at 7:10:04 PM

Kotomine! KIREIIII!!

...Is how she yelled it when she stabbed him to death. I dunno if I'm doing a good impression of her.

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1299425: Feb 7th 2018 at 7:11:32 PM

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Uhh... I'm the one who bumped off the guy. I remember that plain as day, too.

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