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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1299376: Feb 7th 2018 at 5:47:14 PM

You flipped off your girlfriend. I'm pretty sure you could stand to learn some stuff.

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#1299377: Feb 7th 2018 at 5:48:17 PM

<Ah, I was just wondering what language would suit your comforts and sensibilities most perfectly, so that for purposes of friendship I may communicate unto you my thoughts and feelings and recieve from you the same in the most eloquent, universally accepted means!>

-Smiles further at Eires, adjusting her posture to lean towards them-

I sense from you, although not from prenatural or mystical means, but from simple powers of observation, a great malaise- miasmic and morbid is that aura which looms over your person such as the Blade hung atop the throne of Damocles... but such acutely horrifying metaphors and phrasings and verbages are hardly appropriate upon our first meeting, no? Then I shall present to you my apologies and thus pray you should find them suitable for your acceptance... regardless! I am most eager to make an acquaintence of your person, and to this end present to you another thing- such being my greeting.

For my name is Esperanta Espaillat, and it is my great pleasure to make the acquaintence of any other person who should exist!

edited 7th Feb '18 5:49:08 PM by eldritchseer

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1299378: Feb 7th 2018 at 5:49:08 PM

...I don't know why, but I have a feeling your ideas of being romantic are outdated by at least three thousand years.

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1299379: Feb 7th 2018 at 5:49:09 PM

"Ghh — !"

He grabs the hilt of the sword with both hands and pulls the sword to the left, hard, as if trying to get through more skin. Or steer it. Or both.

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josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1299380: Feb 7th 2018 at 5:51:24 PM

Kitchen

(takes the cake out of the oven and decorates it) <Ah. I'm Junon~ Who might you be?>

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1299381: Feb 7th 2018 at 5:54:01 PM

-grins- It's still better than nonexistent.

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1299382: Feb 7th 2018 at 5:55:40 PM

-Does Link have the upper body strength needed to overpower this gargantuan dog and steer it where he wishes!?-

-Survey says.....doubtful-

-The Dog heaves and hos and goes to roll onto its back...!!!-

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1299383: Feb 7th 2018 at 5:56:08 PM

Eires listened, not having much other choice.

"...And how long have you been an English major?"

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1299384: Feb 7th 2018 at 5:57:09 PM

Ooh, that stung. But you know what they say... if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1299385: Feb 7th 2018 at 5:57:19 PM

At this point, Link realizes the futility of it — he taps the tablet as he pushes off the beast, hitting the ground and rolling, eventually coming to a stop.

He tries to scramble back onto his feet.

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1299386: Feb 7th 2018 at 5:57:58 PM

That"s the benefit of the 3,000 year old dating tips.

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ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#1299387: Feb 7th 2018 at 5:59:20 PM

... -reluctantly shakes his hand- Remi Lalancette.

-REGINA- Yeah, whatever.

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1299388: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:00:59 PM

That they've accumulated so much age, they've become a powerful Anti-Love Noble Phantasm?

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1299389: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:01:14 PM

-The creature is already back on all fours by the time Link gets his bearings, poised to attack again...-

-As Link rises, he can feel his heel brush up against something hard and metallic...-

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1299390: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:02:12 PM

I won't bore you with the rest of my story, Remi... the next thousand or so years are nothing except being beaten up in front of a crowd of demons.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1299391: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:02:33 PM

He doesn't move his foot after his heel brushes against the metal. Quickly, he looks behind him to try and determine what it is.

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#1299392: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:03:29 PM

<As I attempted to just elucidate, my name is Esperanta Espaillat, and it is my greatest pleasure to introduce myself to you, Junon! Your name is exquisite in its pronunciation and form, with a character besuiting on of your most assured benevolence and value!>

-Esperanta's grin 'smuggens' as she watches Eires carefully, resting a hand on her Bible-

Ah, such a pursuit in that field of scholarship has always eluded me- no, other disciplines are my home, but English, I would venture, has a place in my heart as a simple pet passion, a vehicle for which I can make use of my personhood to spread good words, good feelings, and good thoughts as all Bonhommes ought to endevour to do, though Perfection escapes my grasp yet. But this conversation hardly would do us any good to be dominated by my myopia, hm? I must inquire about yourself, your name, and your background- for something of you has caught my most intimate and fascinated attention- some intrisinc spirithood, no doubt!

edited 7th Feb '18 7:32:56 PM by eldritchseer

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1299393: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:03:55 PM

It's like a good cheese. It's aged.

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1299394: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:04:28 PM

...Fine. Hit me. I'm a girl, so I'm a better judge than your usual sausagefest.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1299396: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:09:15 PM

Well—

Hm. The aged cheese analogy — that's right. Or like a fine wine. That's how you wanna treat her. Like she's priceless. Make her feel desired. And keep it classy, too!

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1299397: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:09:37 PM

-A sizeable, Cannon-like machine stands leaning against a tree, the centerpiece of what appears to be a very small, laid-out encampment, with various bottles and containers strewn about-

-There is a note, stuck to the side of it-

MY GUN. PROPERTY OF ME. DO NOT TOUCH EXCEPT FOR ME.

-There seems to be a handle welded atop it, for lifting and aiming....-

-The creature rears back and unhinges its jaws again, preparing another bite!....-

josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1299398: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:10:39 PM

Kitchen

(@Esperanta) <Why thank you, Esperanta.> (grins at her) <Would you like a slice of cake~?> (offers some layer to Esperanta)

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1299399: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:11:04 PM

Been there, done that, didn't use as cringey a metaphor.

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#1299400: Feb 7th 2018 at 6:11:05 PM

I'm not mean! I just— don't have any patience for blockheads!

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.

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