Mall
(The manager draws his cards and makes a set of complicated plays ending with him summoning a poor Blue-Eyes White Dragon knockoff
. He uses the Maiden with White Eyes to summon it.)
Manager:Fear my dragon, peasant. You won't stand a chance against it! It makes it so my dragons are immune to effects!
edited 5th Feb '18 9:29:06 PM by josh6243
.....
-He's got a more suspicious look on him-
....Is being a maid your entire life?
....Is this some kind of joke? You show me this cheap knockoff card and expect me to be intimidated??
Allow me to reply to this insult with the genuine article!
-DRAW-
...First, I summon Kaibaman
to the field, in Attack Mode! And then, using his ability, I tribute him to special summon the real deal!
-He tosses Kaibaman into the graveyard and SLAMS his next card down onto the table-
Come forth... Blue-Eyes White Dragon!!!
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edited 5th Feb '18 9:41:37 PM by MacDuffy

Manager: (@Ramona) It's a card game about summoning power monsters.
Manager: (@Kaiba) I accept. If you lose, you won't be able to buy a card here again. (snaps his fingers and the crony brings over the deck with the Maiden with Blue Eyes card.)