...Even that's not fitting a description for what it can do.
...I've seen it obliterate cities, I've seen it drive men insane, I've seen it....eat people.
-He watches Link slowly crumple from his ultimate foe: The Cacao Bean-
...You have allergies? To what?
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-He smirks at her-
..Well said, Homura Akemi. Which is why I'd like to offer you the chance to utilize it.
-He looks at Link-
...Well...not really. It's more like I protect my own. My Earth has had our fair share of cataclysmic threats.
....Checks out to me!
-He takes the Blaster Blade and grips it in his hand, looking at it excitedly-
So how do I shoot lasers from this thing??
Well, no. I haven't even explained how we'd utilize the Getter Rays.
It'd be a mutually beneficial deal, as well. I'd give you tools to help you deal with your problems here, and you can assist me with a project of my own.
...................
-Rico just-
-Falls on his ass, after the laser blast-
-Wheezing loudly-
..Hhhh....HHHHHHHHH....

(Link nodnodnods! He thinks he knows what they are. In fact...)
>("I have some Getter Rays!")
(He holds up his cup of coffee!)