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MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
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#1296301: Jan 19th 2018 at 1:26:05 PM

Both!

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1296303: Jan 19th 2018 at 1:50:51 PM

Literal sheep and cattle are delicious, though, eheheheheh...~

(Predatory smirk.)

Come now, cara mia, you just ate.

(Playful finger-waggle.)

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1296304: Jan 19th 2018 at 1:54:32 PM

Hey hey, don't tempt me. I'm trying to go vegetarian...

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1296305: Jan 19th 2018 at 1:55:15 PM

-A young Andalite is resting in the main room-

-His entire body aside from his head is poking out under three layers of heavy blankets.-

Deer
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1296306: Jan 19th 2018 at 2:17:18 PM

Oh, pssh! That's just going to make you anemic. Even humans need some flesh...


(Some fucko in a highly questionable uniform is having a couch snooze next to the wee alien.)

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1296307: Jan 19th 2018 at 3:41:49 PM

-One of Jovek's eye stalks open as it turns to his sleeping visitor-

<...! I acquired a roommate...>

-The blankets shuffle around as Jovek tries to get up without making too much of a fuss-

Deer
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1296308: Jan 19th 2018 at 3:49:02 PM

Hey, it's something I'm doing for my GF. Plus it's a bit of a test for me, y'know?

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1296309: Jan 19th 2018 at 4:56:39 PM

aaaaa forgive me, had to cook dinner

I see... Is she merely vegetarian, or a vegan?

(Has gotten down on all fours and started chewing at her hip through her pants.)


...Mmmhh...

(aw heck, jovek, he's stirring...)

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1296310: Jan 19th 2018 at 5:00:24 PM

<Oh no, I’m being a bad roommate...>

-Jovek shakes his way out of his blanket, keeping an eye on his new aquaintence-

<Sorry, sorry...>

Deer
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1296311: Jan 19th 2018 at 5:00:31 PM

Mm... haven't figured that part out. She's got a bit of a coffee fixation, though, and since coffee goes with milk...

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1296312: Jan 19th 2018 at 5:30:10 PM

(Stretches out a bit, rubbing his eyes and noticing...)

...Mm?

(alein........)


I should hope you're right. Coffee with any dairy substitute in it is positively barbaric.

edited 19th Jan '18 5:48:30 PM by MobileLeprechaun

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1296313: Jan 19th 2018 at 5:51:00 PM

Oh, yeah, definitely. She's got a weird reasoning for the whole vegetarian thing, though. It ain't so much the "humane" aspect as it is the "holy shit the meat industry has the worst carbon footprint ever" aspect.

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1296314: Jan 19th 2018 at 5:53:03 PM

<Good... oh, how do humans phrase it? Good night, new room mate.>

-He's projecting his voice inside your mind-

<Sorry if I woke you. This temporary scoop is comfortable, but lacks a sufficient way to exit it.>

-Jovek motions over to the pile of blankets-

Deer
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1296315: Jan 19th 2018 at 6:04:38 PM

...Hm. And what, pray tell, is a "carbon footprint"?

(Nibbling other parts of herself.)


Whhh—!!

(Startles a bit, nearly dropping his glasses. Stares blearily at Jovek for a few seconds before speaking up.)

...Not human, mm, Helghast. You... talked in my head. Is this normal?

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1296316: Jan 19th 2018 at 6:07:28 PM

Mildred skitters upsairs, by Park's door

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1296317: Jan 19th 2018 at 6:08:05 PM

Pollution. The farting problem that the Industrial Revolution left behind. Meat's difficult to raise, so to make it commonplace they gotta jump through a lot of hoops. Most of which involve burning resources.

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1296318: Jan 19th 2018 at 6:08:05 PM

<Helghast? Is that your name?>

-Jovek steps forward, all four of his eyes trained on his new friend-

<Ah, yes. I utilize thought speak to communicate. It is because I lack what you call a "mouth">

Deer
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1296319: Jan 19th 2018 at 6:21:47 PM

(zounds, Milly, the sound... of feetprints.)


...Ah, that makes perfect sense. Surprisingly conscientious of her, to consider her personal consumption's impact on the world. The same cannot be said for every member of our species.

(Perks her head up, looking slightly serious for maybe the first time today.)

Man has bloated himself with sloth and greed. He has forgotten the thrill of hunt, the savage glee of ripping into a throat. Animal populations bloom out of control as he twiddles his thumbs, eating the flesh of a caged, miserable beast.

(...but then the devil dog grin comes back.)

But I know how pure and natural the hunt is, and this is why I'm smarter than everyone else. Eheheheheh~!


...Mmmmno? It's— it's merely my species, yes. Valerian Valescu, Ministry of—...

(Groans a bit, rubbing at his head. Is clearly still a bit groggy, or otherwise spacey.)

...How do you eat?

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1296321: Jan 19th 2018 at 6:25:05 PM

...Heh. It's definitely not gonna make a dent in the system, but it's a nice personal feeling, right?

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1296322: Jan 19th 2018 at 6:27:16 PM

<Ah, I see, I see Valerian. I am Jovek, of the Andalites. You Helghast resemble humans quite a lot>

-Jovek seems to smile, his lower eyelids pushing upwards to make himself squint-

<Every new friend always asks that. It's simple.>

-The alien tamps on the floor with his four hooves-

<We Andalites crush the grass beneath our hooves, where it is absorbed into our bodies. We can also use them to drink as well. It's a very simple process.>

Deer
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1296323: Jan 19th 2018 at 6:58:55 PM

(DOOR OPENS AND—)

…?

(Park peers out, looking a little green around the gills, but substantially better than when Mil pulled him out of that room.)

...Oh, it's you... Good evening, are you doing alright...?

(Is dressed down a bit, in pajama pants and baggy t-shirt.)


Ehehehehahahaaaa~! You could certainly say that!

(smirky doggy...)


...Mm, interesting. Does not sound particularly efficient, but neither does telepathic communication.

(Rubs his eyes a bit more.)

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1296324: Jan 19th 2018 at 7:00:18 PM

So what's your name? I don't wanna call you "Bitch," people will get the wrong idea.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012

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