-And a flash of color in the viewfinder; it's one of those assholes who was trying to choke you, sitting in a tree, Cori-
-Second inspection shows that they're not alone. Some woman with shock-grey hair was sitting at the base of the tree, listening and responding simply to whatever the first was saying-
[forum cryptid: it/it's]-she gasps in shock-
Oh, no! Who could it be...?
-pounds out a 'dun dun dunnnnn on the keyboard-
What are they doing...?
-spots Kinnikuman-
... -a plan begins to form-
-she pushes the window open, fishing a walkie-talkie out of her pocket-
-and throws it as far as she can towards Kinnikuman-
-it lands on the ground just in front of him, and Cori immediately closes the window-
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIAh... we Andalites don’t have that tradition... -Jovek’s ears droop-
I’m so far from home anyways...
-Comet Jr. is busy doing cool flips in the air-
Back to my post? I don’t know where to fly from here! This place isn’t anywhere on the map... W-wait! What didja do to Santa?!
edited 25th Dec '17 9:49:51 AM by Tatsumar
DeerSon, you watch your tongue around Smissmas Personell! I'm as official as official gets! I have my papers, my identification, AND I have been given temporary use of the Clause Clan's Smissmas Sorcery! Get a look at this! SHEEYAH KAZIM!
-He wiggles his fingers and fires a bolt of Christmas Magic at Andy-
-A green and blue M16 materializes in her hands-
Merry Smissmas, little girl!
edited 25th Dec '17 9:52:20 AM by MacDuffy

-he fucking stops on the edge, shocked-
... S—Santa why do you have a gun?...
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!