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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1292326: Dec 25th 2017 at 8:19:32 AM

-he fucking stops on the edge, shocked-

... S—Santa why do you have a gun?...

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1292327: Dec 25th 2017 at 8:31:10 AM

“...I feel like this isn’t how it’s supposed to work...”

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1292328: Dec 25th 2017 at 9:00:26 AM

Santa?

-Is that... a familiar voice?-

-Santa what is Comet Jr. floating around here for the youngin’s are supposed to be at the North Pole-

Deer
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1292329: Dec 25th 2017 at 9:28:35 AM

Outside

(Lune's busy hiding an Egg Dragoon-shaped present behind a tree.)

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1292330: Dec 25th 2017 at 9:35:44 AM

-Jovek, morphed as Frost, approaches-

Why do humans give presents to eachother on this day? No one’s ever told me before.

Deer
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1292331: Dec 25th 2017 at 9:40:04 AM

-Monika is at the piano in the basement-

-she's prodding at the keys idly-

-and reaches up momentarily to tug at the corner of the santa hat she's wearing-

-Cori is perched in the main room by a window, peering outside with a set of binoculars-

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1292332: Dec 25th 2017 at 9:42:29 AM

Hey, guess who?

(playfully says Muramasa as she covers Monika's eyes from behind)


(Link, meanwhile, is in the main room, tapping away at his Sheikah Slate.)

Hrmm...

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1292333: Dec 25th 2017 at 9:42:45 AM

-And a flash of color in the viewfinder; it's one of those assholes who was trying to choke you, sitting in a tree, Cori-

-Second inspection shows that they're not alone. Some woman with shock-grey hair was sitting at the base of the tree, listening and responding simply to whatever the first was saying-

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1292334: Dec 25th 2017 at 9:43:09 AM

Outside

(still hiding present behind tree) Because it's the time for giving? Also, people love to give gifts to others to show that they care for each other.

(Cori might be able to spot Kinnikuman napping underneath a tree in the distance. It seems his mask has gotten loose for some reason.)

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1292335: Dec 25th 2017 at 9:45:16 AM

-she gasps in shock-

Oh, no! Who could it be...?

-pounds out a 'dun dun dunnnnn on the keyboard-

What are they doing...?

-spots Kinnikuman-

... -a plan begins to form-

-she pushes the window open, fishing a walkie-talkie out of her pocket-

-and throws it as far as she can towards Kinnikuman-

-it lands on the ground just in front of him, and Cori immediately closes the window-

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1292336: Dec 25th 2017 at 9:46:51 AM

Correct! I am Santa! Official Vice Santa! Due to the in-office Santa coming down with a sudden case of Shot-In-The-Leg!

-Pumps Shotgun-

...?

-He looks up, noticing Comet Jr.-

Reindeer! Get back to your post, Maggot!

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1292337: Dec 25th 2017 at 9:46:56 AM

Ah... we Andalites don’t have that tradition... -Jovek’s ears droop-

I’m so far from home anyways...

-Comet Jr. is busy doing cool flips in the air-

Back to my post? I don’t know where to fly from here! This place isn’t anywhere on the map... W-wait! What didja do to Santa?!

edited 25th Dec '17 9:49:51 AM by Tatsumar

Deer
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1292338: Dec 25th 2017 at 9:47:04 AM

-Eires watched the toss from their vantage point, not missing it for a second, but shrugged it off-

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1292339: Dec 25th 2017 at 9:47:30 AM

-Ovi looks outside...and BOLTS out towards Lune-

“So you’re...a fake Santa!”

edited 25th Dec '17 9:48:00 AM by Randomman5

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1292340: Dec 25th 2017 at 9:52:12 AM

Son, you watch your tongue around Smissmas Personell! I'm as official as official gets! I have my papers, my identification, AND I have been given temporary use of the Clause Clan's Smissmas Sorcery! Get a look at this! SHEEYAH KAZIM!

-He wiggles his fingers and fires a bolt of Christmas Magic at Andy-

-A green and blue M16 materializes in her hands-

Merry Smissmas, little girl!

edited 25th Dec '17 9:52:20 AM by MacDuffy

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1292341: Dec 25th 2017 at 9:52:32 AM

-IS HORRIFIED!-

Why did you shoot Santa?!

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1292342: Dec 25th 2017 at 9:53:05 AM

Y-yeah! That’s my dad’s boss!

Deer
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1292343: Dec 25th 2017 at 9:53:17 AM

It is I, the great Demon Smith Muramasa! And as part of my most nefarious plan...

(removes her hands from over Monika's eyes, rooting through her pockets)

...Oh, dammit, I knew putting this in my pocket was a bad idea.

(withdraws a crumpled-looking mistletoe from said pockets)

josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1292344: Dec 25th 2017 at 9:53:56 AM

Outside

'(Kinnikuman doesn't notice Cori throwing the walkie-talkie)

(@Jovek) Heh. So this is your first time?

(@Ovi) Merry Christmas! (The present is still hidden behind the tree. It is getting covered in snow.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1292345: Dec 25th 2017 at 9:54:49 AM

”Izzat what I think it is?!”

“I don’t want a gun! Did you shoot Santa?!”

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1292346: Dec 25th 2017 at 9:57:00 AM

This is my third... My uh, human friends gave me gifts once...

Deer
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1292347: Dec 25th 2017 at 9:58:19 AM

It was an act of self defense against a home invader! I was within my legal right and no court can convict me!

We don't have TIME for chitchat though, Maggots! Time is of the essence!

You see, Sons. Smissmas, and its less-Australian sister holiday, Christmas, are both in GRAVE DANGER.

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1292348: Dec 25th 2017 at 9:59:23 AM

Grr...

-fishes out the counterpart walkie talkie and switches it on, speaking into it-

Hey... psst! Wake up out there!

-looks over her shoulder, giggling-

I see through your nefarious scheme! But, Demon Smith Muramasa, it's got to be over both of us...

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1292349: Dec 25th 2017 at 10:00:08 AM

-boi now is the perfect time to freak out-

Wh—wh—what?!

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1292350: Dec 25th 2017 at 10:00:14 AM

What did you do to my dad, ya weirdo?

Deer

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