Well, you trying to tear his hair from his scalp made him feel that "wrong kind of excitement." And he doesn't deserve that, does he?
Hyah!
(Link punches his fists together, causing a red dome shield to appear around him, protecting his prone self from the Bugsters!)
(And as they come into contact with the shield... an ethereal body appears hovering over Link, sending a shockwave outward that blasts back all the Bugsters in contact!)
HAH!
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-kenshiro gets behind a tree and fiddles with his belt some until there's a click, and it is a bigger belt buckle now with a arrow slide pointing down!-
-then he takes out his wallet and pulls out a card with a weird symbol on it-
[[blue:Good thing I still got this...]
-he slips it in-
Henshin!
-he slides the arrow on it and there are BRIGHT LIGHTS!-
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!Oh- mostly on Monday Nights is when... at least for the major league which I'm not part of.
Well- I'm part of a major league but... it's like... not the top, top, league.
I'm not a Hotshot or an Iceman.
BUT that's back in my world- and there's plenty of sea back there! And irradiated wasteland!
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UWERGHHHHH-The minor Bugsters are easily dispatched, dissipating in an orange mist-
-But there are yet more still encroaching on Link-
Ohohoho! Is there truly someone who dares to challenge my minions!?
-And adding onto the pile is a new fuck
◊, appearing in a pixellated haze from the darkness-
What? A normal human's all we have for a challenge?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanNecessary? Maybe. I'm not gonna pretend to understand the context. Entailing attacking people who won't consent to the procedure? I don't think so.
Stick with people who are actually willing to give their DNA, and I'll get out of your hair. Well - what's left of your hair. Deal?
(Link, having gotten enough time to get back to his feet, pulls out his weapons.)
The Master Sword
The Hylian Shield
(Locking eyes with their boss, Link charges, moving to cut his way through the swarm in an attempt to reach their leader!)
Hiyaah!
Yep! In fact- because of how Monday Night Combat works... I'm sometimes on the High Roller Team temporarily.
And when I'm on that team... -she taps the side of her head- Boop!~
-her hair, eyes, and everything that was previously golden on her outfit, turns purple- I look like this!
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-Electricity crackles through Salty's large snail-themed gauntlet-Yes, please! Come at me with those metal implements!
-The minions don't pose much of a threat, mostly acting as a deterrent to him trying to push through-
-The sudden blade cuts down the numbers by a fair amount-
Wha-!?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

Whoa!
(Link swerves out of their way with dexterity, turning around as he reaches for the bow on his back—)
(CRASH)
(Except his lack of attention led him to crash into a tree, sending him flying from his bike!)
Oof...
Didn't feel so good, did it? Blade coming really close to your head, even if I didn't aim to kill?