Tolkien, Lewis, and the rest of that literature club... they took a lot of inspiration from mythology, right? In a way, they helped keep that mythology alive.
(eats a spoonful of her own ice cream)
(fireworks! mischief! an old man's happy birthday... at least until he turns invisible and another old man confronts him over his drug addiction)
Her name's Scylly. I took a bit of a squid-thing that fell near my feet. Biology quite unlike any normal being.
Zhere's a few other people in zhere- not you, yet.
Anyhow- Scylly, as far as zhe diagnostics are confirming... has no vital organs. She's kind of like a worm.
You could probably stab her anyvhere and she'd survive it. Through the head- no problem. Through the chest- no big deal. Anyvhere.
Probably vould only be killed by complete destruction...
-she sits down, and begins to open Ovi's present-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postBasically, we're legends given form. Like - the actual ideas behind the legends. We're not 100% who we were as mortals - and some of us might not have even existed in history.
(Elijah Wood leaves with his gardener, Samwell Tarly... and then they meet that Strider person in the rainy tavern and then Frodo gets stabbed or something)
(but then he wakes up and everyone's just jumping around happy!)
-nods- Hehehe, I'm sure it does a good job of guarding you!
And ya- zhis vill be a help around zhe lab!
Small errands and such. Speaking of Errands, I should veally check in vith Sniper. He should be around here somevhere... zhough i haven't seen him in a vhile.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postHe's a fellow pro. Does zhe Monday Night Combat stuff vith me.
And also basically my errand boy around here a lot of zhe time. Either I call him on my computer to bring somezhing here, or in zhis case- I brought him vith me in case I needed errands done around here.
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Oh, really?~ Vell- I might not know for a vhile zhen, unless you vant me to open it now...
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