-He takes a moment from his Heart Palpitations In Progress to look down-
..Wh-..Yoog?? Izzat-
.....??
-He looks over, noticing Stella, then looks down at her feet-
.....!!
Woahwoahwoah, Hey, HEY! Watch weah ya steppin' dere, girly!
-At Stella's feet are a pile of....-
-...Cards-
edited 10th Dec '17 8:38:34 PM by MacDuffy
Ist zhis- gameshow, called Monday Night Combat. Pay-per-view.
Six pros either side, and I'm vone of zhe pros on zhe roster.
Zhey like to keep a few of us more zhan 12 to spice things up and keep a variety.
So I'm not alvays in a match... but ist fun vhen I am.
Non-lethal, but plenty of destruction of bots.
Very popular back home for a reason- zhat's vhy I said I have people who vant to be me. I literally have a fanbase.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postOkay, okay- slow down. First question of vhat I do- I'm in zhe Striker position- I do a lot of things and cover a lot of bases. Help vith my team's bot push- and I generally hold my own in a fight, vhile having a lot of manoeuvrability.
Second question and third question- I'm actually considering buying a recorded match and showing somevone a match so I might be able to do the same for you.
Fourth question- zhere's a lot of zhem, and only a few of zhem are any good.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-nods- Mm... But- ya, I can set you up vith vatching a good match.
Oh! And if you meet a tall lanky dude, vith a 5 o'clock shadow, goggles- a knit cap and a sniper rifle.
Zhat's my grumpy associate- Sniper. Vone of zhe Veteran pros.
He's my neighbour back home, and I dragged him here so he could take a vacation.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

"Aw man, now you're embarrassing me, doctor..."