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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1289151: Dec 10th 2017 at 7:19:53 PM

"Don't worry about it...have you seen a girl around here? With blond hair and a blue dress?"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1289152: Dec 10th 2017 at 7:22:15 PM

Vell- so long as you aren't trying to skin me and wear my skin, zhat's perfectly fine~

Lots of people back home vant to be like me. Worryingly so, I'd say- don't vant competition, now do I?~ Plus- just don't vant it to be too unstable a situation.

I'm a pragmatist.

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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1289153: Dec 10th 2017 at 7:23:19 PM

Nope.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1289154: Dec 10th 2017 at 7:24:41 PM

"...Her name is Maria. Keep her away from Infinite at all costs."

"Long as you conquer your world and let me conquer mine, we won't have any problems, ma'am."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1289155: Dec 10th 2017 at 7:28:31 PM

And zhat's how I plan on keeping it.

So! Tell me more about zhis Dragoon... niece of Dr. Eggman.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1289156: Dec 10th 2017 at 7:30:52 PM

"Please, call me Ovi. Ovi Robotnik! Well, it's equipped with a multi-barreled cannon capable of firing small bursts of fire as well as streams of flame, a liquid nitrogen launcher for cryo bombs and waves of ice, and a huge drill arm for stabbin' stuff! And wings, it also flies."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1289157: Dec 10th 2017 at 7:32:42 PM

Flight capabilitie's alvays good!

Fire and ice- alvays a good combo. Lots of versatility... and stabbing's a nice back-up.

How's zhe defences?

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1289158: Dec 10th 2017 at 7:34:15 PM

"Armor capable of withstanding impacts from objects going at least Mach 1, thank you very much. And an energy shield around the cockpit because duh."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1289159: Dec 10th 2017 at 7:37:32 PM

-nods- Mmm...

So anything pass zhe sound barrier, really.

Energy shields- classic. I alvays vear a personal vone too.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1289160: Dec 10th 2017 at 7:38:27 PM

"Should get me one 'a those actually...ooh, and a jetpack..."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1289161: Dec 10th 2017 at 7:39:27 PM

I can probably make you vone. Hell. Zhese boots? Rockets inside zhem. Helps me deliver stronger kicks.

Best in bursts- so I don't veally use zhem for flight.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1289162: Dec 10th 2017 at 7:40:28 PM

"Ooh, would you?"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1289163: Dec 10th 2017 at 7:44:05 PM

Vhy not?

Zhough if you're going to ask vhat zhe price is, lets just go vith a DNA sample and call it at zhat.

I've got my own cloning experiments, and ist alvays good to have good stock, nein?~

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1289164: Dec 10th 2017 at 7:45:06 PM

"Clones...of me?"

-Now she's all starry-eyed-

"You'd really do that?"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1289165: Dec 10th 2017 at 7:46:52 PM

Oh ya. I probably von't do any direct copies. Probably mixing you up vith some other things- making people.

Clones vhere I'm from don't have to be copies, you see. Zhey can be mixed into new people- from more than two sources.

Personally I have about six 'parents' and all of zhem are figures from zhe past... except zhe rabbit.

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1289166: Dec 10th 2017 at 7:51:35 PM

AAAAAAAAAA

ROXAS IT

plucked a hair

"What?"

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1289167: Dec 10th 2017 at 7:51:45 PM

”Rabbit? ...I want clone me to be a fox, they’re cool. No wait, wolf. Wait no, make her...a hawk or something!”

“Uh...nothing.”

edited 10th Dec '17 7:52:17 PM by Randomman5

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1289168: Dec 10th 2017 at 7:53:39 PM

It vas a hyper intelligent German Rabbit, by zhe vay- and I didn't pick up any of zhe rabbit-traits... apart from carrots. I fucking love carrots.

But- if you do vant me to throw an animal in zhere, I'd be more zhan happy to!~

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1289169: Dec 10th 2017 at 7:56:47 PM

”Oh, I can tell this is the start of a great friendship. Full of science, humor, crushing enemies...”

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1289170: Dec 10th 2017 at 7:59:05 PM

Definitely.

Zhough all of my enemies are back home... and my plans are on zhe back-burner a little.

I'm not in zhe best position to do zhe vorld conquest thing yet. I vant it to be quick and efficient- a coup, if you vill.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1289171: Dec 10th 2017 at 7:59:56 PM

”I gotcha - work smarter, not harder.”

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1289172: Dec 10th 2017 at 8:00:46 PM

Exactly.

I technically vork for zhe people I vant to crush.

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#1289173: Dec 10th 2017 at 8:03:42 PM

-A man stands outside the room, with cruel, pallid features-

-In his gray uniform, he stands perfectly upright, writing upon a pad and sticking various pieces of paper to the front door-

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1289174: Dec 10th 2017 at 8:04:20 PM

"You don't say..."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1289175: Dec 10th 2017 at 8:06:14 PM

Mmm.

So- shall I get down a list of vhat you vant? Oh- ist nearly Christmas too, isn't it?

I'm standing in for Santa.

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